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#1 by Whaley on May 19, 2010 - 8:40 PM
Perhaps I care because I strive to be different from my people. Perhaps I care because I am different from my people. I may be more akin to the races of the surface… that is my hope at least. I care because I have to care about something. You are not so different Holytotemic. We care lest our own lives be empty.
#2 by Whaley on May 19, 2010 - 8:41 PM
Just a comment
#3 by Holytotemic on May 19, 2010 - 9:39 PM
I miss you mike. I really do. your awesomeness amazes me regularly.
#4 by thelonedrowfan on May 20, 2010 - 12:10 AM
Remember all things will pass. When you realize this is, your life will open before you.
Remember to all things will end. So come to terms with life.
#5 by macsnapon on May 5, 2010 - 9:37 PM
The website looks a lot stronger..
#6 by Holytotemic on May 5, 2010 - 9:49 PM
Yeah I think so too. I have some image fixing when I get my compy back.
#7 by Danny on May 4, 2010 - 8:35 PM
Coolness with the new site! keep it goin! woot woot!
#8 by Holytotemic on May 5, 2010 - 11:23 AM
Why thank you sir
#9 by Holytotemic on May 2, 2010 - 7:04 PM
*sigh*
#10 by MacSnapon on May 2, 2010 - 4:29 PM
I believe that many of Greece’s problems can be solved by putting tarrifs on the export of dick and fart humor.
#11 by Scott on March 21, 2010 - 9:12 AM
Look out, Facebook! This website is DANGEROUS! IT is CONTROVERSIAL! This website is in league with the debbil!!! The sky is falling!!!
Fuck Facebook and their propaganda. Not everyone who has their own website is a devilspawn hacker and Porn propagator!
(Well, ok, Larry kinda IS, but I mean, SO what? Who hasn’t drank the blood of a goat occasionally and sprinkled the rest on his keyboard so he could code better?)
snootchie-bootchies.
#12 by Holytotemic on March 21, 2010 - 1:13 PM
Much love sir…snoogins!
#13 by Matts on March 3, 2010 - 10:15 PM
Show us your tits.
#14 by Holytotemic on March 4, 2010 - 3:16 AM
I can always expect the best from you…
#15 by Whaley on May 19, 2010 - 7:37 PM
Yea your SWEET ones!!!!