Holytotemic
This is me, take me as I am. I don't ask for much, just possible world domination some day. Is that so much to ask, a decent world leader.
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Totem Soup Episode 93: Brought to you by the letters T, H, and C.
Posted in From The Man, Podcast on February 17, 2012
Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – ALIEN
Featured Music:
Positude – Pamphlet
Freak Nasty News:
Whats better than totemsoup?? Brain stew with fresh squezzed eye, says this axe murderer
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2012/01/26/axe-murderer-eats-victims-brain-and-eye/
REDIC 911 CALLS…. i can see this one possibly bc a running thing
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2012/01/16/ridiculous-911-calls/
Man suspected of putting meth in business’ coffee
http://billingsgazette.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/man-suspected-of-putting-meth-in-business-coffee/article_0e424e18-1037-5d72-823f-6e55f19313b4.html#ixzz1lxIyqbFe
Man Busted For Lewd Solo Performance Outside Michigan Jail Where Girlfriend Is Serving Time
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/man-pleasures-self-outside-jail-768512
Chocolate-dipped burglar caught in sticky situation
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/bizarre/12006650083416/chocolate-dipped-burglar-caught-in-sticky-situation/
Teenage kids fight dad’s adoption of adult girlfriend
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/02/09/teenage-kids-fight-dads-adoption-adult-girlfriend/#ixzz1lxK3ICao
One-legged suspect attempts to elude police
http://jacksonville.com/opinion/blog/455124/clifford-davis/2012-02-09/while-you-were-sleeping-one-legged-suspect-attempts
A SHOP fitter died after falling off a big bucket of mayonnaise and stabbing himself in the heart with an electric drill.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4117727/Shop-fitter-drilled-himself-in-the-heart.html
(Drilled through the heart, and you’re to blame. You give mayonnaise tubs a bad name)
“Bored” Clerk Caught Watching Porn During Rape Trial
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/weird/Bored-Clerk-Caught-Watching-Porn-During-Rape-Trial-138928634.html
Click the image and check these guys out!
Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
Totem Soup Episode 92: A Grue And A Midget With A Strap-on
Posted in Comedy, Local News, Mayhem, Podcast on January 24, 2012
Intro Music:
Giggles – I’ve Got The Clap
Featured Music:
SHE LOOKS LIKE SEX [REMIX]
FRIEND ZONE
SHITTY G
Freak Nasty News:
Knife fight! Who wants this hatchet?
http://www.digtriad.com/news/watercooler/article/203512/176/Security-Guards-Ear-Cut-Off-By-Shoplifter
I would like it super sized pls!
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/135354358.html
That explains it, my dog has a demon inside it!
http://horror-punks.com/forum/topics/woman-claims-her-poodle-was-possessed-by-demon?xg_source=shorten_twitter
Pastor Arrested For Licking Woman’s Private Parts
http://vibeghana.com/2011/04/27/pastor-arrested-for-licking-womans-private-part/
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2012/01/02/man-kills-toddler-cooks-her-limbs/
New sci-fi brothel offers sex with (girls dressed as) aliens
http://blastr.com/2011/12/new-sci-fi-brothel-will-o.php
My little WTF
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/
Man dies after eating coke out of brothers asshole……
http://q103albany.com/man-eats-cocaine-from-brothers-butt-and-dies/
Mum rapes daughter in name of sex ed
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2012/01/12/mum-rapes-daughter-in-the-name-of-sex-education/
OMGWTFBBQ!!!
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2012/01/02/man-kills-toddler-cooks-her-limbs/
Doggy sytle = jail time
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/12/25/man-sentenced-to-state-prison-for-sexually-assaulting-strangling-dog/
One from our fucked up state, homeless man decapitated companion for food
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/homeless-man-decapitates-companion-after-food-dispute-deputies-say
Click the image and check these guys out!
Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
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