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Totem Soup Episode 92: A Grue And A Midget With A Strap-on

Posted by Holytotemic in Comedy, Local News, Mayhem, Podcast on January 24, 2012

Intro Music:
Giggles – I’ve Got The Clap

Featured Music:
SHE LOOKS LIKE SEX [REMIX]
FRIEND ZONE
SHITTY G

Freak Nasty News:
Knife fight! Who wants this hatchet?
http://www.digtriad.com/news/watercooler/article/203512/176/Security-Guards-Ear-Cut-Off-By-Shoplifter

I would like it super sized pls!
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/135354358.html

That explains it, my dog has a demon inside it!
http://horror-punks.com/forum/topics/woman-claims-her-poodle-was-possessed-by-demon?xg_source=shorten_twitter

Pastor Arrested For Licking Woman’s Private Parts
http://vibeghana.com/2011/04/27/pastor-arrested-for-licking-womans-private-part/

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2012/01/02/man-kills-toddler-cooks-her-limbs/

New sci-fi brothel offers sex with (girls dressed as) aliens
http://blastr.com/2011/12/new-sci-fi-brothel-will-o.php

My little WTF
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/

Man dies after eating coke out of brothers asshole……
http://q103albany.com/man-eats-cocaine-from-brothers-butt-and-dies/

Mum rapes daughter in name of sex ed
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2012/01/12/mum-rapes-daughter-in-the-name-of-sex-education/

OMGWTFBBQ!!!
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2012/01/02/man-kills-toddler-cooks-her-limbs/

Doggy sytle = jail time
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/12/25/man-sentenced-to-state-prison-for-sexually-assaulting-strangling-dog/

One from our fucked up state, homeless man decapitated companion for food
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/homeless-man-decapitates-companion-after-food-dispute-deputies-say

Click the image and check these guys out!

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

comedy, grue, midget, Podcast, strapon

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Totem Soup Episode 89: See Where Playing With Balls Gets You?

Posted by Holytotemic in Comedy, From The Man, Local News, Podcast on December 1, 2011

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Knytemare

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – DOOKIE FRESH

Featured Music:
Steve Goodie – If You Want To Say Fuck, Say Fuck
NicePeter – Einstein vs Stephen Hawking
NicePeter – Epic Rap Battles of History Live

Freak Nasty News:
Man in “I’m a drunk” t-shirt gets DWI
sorry drunk i’m an officer
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/crime/man-in-im-a-drunk-t-shirt-gets-dwi

Alaska man charged in ax attack on snowplow
its snow time again!!
http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/alaska-man-charged-in-ax-attack-on-snowplow-ob11-jgr_3991412

Naked runner collides with barbed wire
ouch…. just plain… ouch
http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/naked-runner-collides-with-barbed-wire-ob11-tvw_3989645

Pork Barrel BBQ Counters PETA Tofurky, TX Challenge
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2011/11/18/prweb8978418.DTL

Rugby player who had stroke woke up gay and became hairdresser
hand band turns to butt bang
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/11/14/rugby-player-who-had-stroke-woke-up-gay-and-became-hairdresser/

45-year-old pregnant with her 20th child
CLOWN CAR WITH FLAT TIRES!!!!!
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/11/14/45-year-old-pregnant-with-her-20th-child/

Deputies on probation for failing to find gun hidden in man’s fat rolls
fatty mcfat with a side of glock??
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/deputies-probation-failing-find-gun-hidden-mans-fat-rolls

Rickie La Touche Suffocated Wife to Death After She Destroyed His Star Wars Toys
Bitch should have been in the kitchen
http://blogs.ocweekly.com/heardmentality/2011/11/rickie_la_touche_choked_out_wi.php

Pakistan bans ‘monkey crotch’, ‘Jesus Christ’ and obscene words in text messages
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45352418/ns/world_news-south_and_central_asia/#.TsaAwtrLnW4

Helpful passenger with accent sparks mid-air scare
http://www.wtfnews.org/wtf-general/helpful-passenger-with-accent-sparks-mid-air-scare/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wtftop+%28WTF+News+|+Top+posts+feed%29

Man in charged with killing bobcat, then eating it while high on methamphetamine
http://www.wtfnews.org/wtf-general/man-in-charged-with-killing-bobcat-then-eating-it-while-high-on-methamphetamine/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wtftop+%28WTF+News+|+Top+posts+feed%29

Grandfather, 79, dies after nurse gives him execution drug rather than over-the-counter medicine
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062897/Richard-Smith-79-dies-nurse-gives-execution-drug-counter-medicine.html#ixzz1e4fPxSU1

Aj Jordan, Distorted View, drunk, fat, Jesus Christ, meth, monkey crotch, Naked, NicePeter, terrorist, The Fump, Tofurky, Travesty Pictures, WBNY

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Totem Soup Podcast Episode 86: A Very Totem Soup Halloween

Posted by Holytotemic in Comedy, From The Man, Local News, Mayhem, Podcast on October 27, 2011

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk
Knytemare

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – NERD RAGE!!!

Featured Music:
Professor Incubus and Ethan Mawyer – Hotel Transylvania (blood drive remix)

Jonathan Coulton – Re: Your Brains

Totem Soup Halloween:
Well ladies and gents we start freak nasty news in this one but get completely derailed into a complete train-wreck of hilarity, ENJOY!

Pre-Show Promo:

comedy, halloween, music, Podcast

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Totem Soup Episode 85: DEY TOOK UR JOBS!

Posted by Holytotemic in Affiliates, Comedy, From The Man, Local News, Mayhem, Podcast, Tech Support, Technology on October 14, 2011

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – BOOTY ST0RE

Featured Music:
Columbus vs Captain Kirk. Epic Rap Battles of History #14
Robert Lund and Spaff.com – We Set the Dog on Fire

Freak Nasty News:
Pair Steals CDs, Finds Child Porn
http://www.kcra.com/r/29387289/detail.html

Pill that can wipe away bad memories? Scientists unfold the secrets of how the brain handles stress
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2044873/Pill-ease-bad-memories-scientists-discover-lipocalin-2-stress-link.html#ixzz1ZwdKie7a

Worlds hottest chilli eating contest leaves two in hospital, wiping butts with ice cream cones
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-15183070

Man Robs Jewelry Store While On Trial For Robbery
http://www.businessinsider.com/bizarre-crime-of-the-day-man-robs-jewelry-store-while-on-trial-for-robbery-2011-10#ixzz1Zwnog0os

Pennsylvania Couple Allegedly Locked Son in Coffin
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/10/04/pennsylvania-couple-charged-for-allegedly-locking-kid-in-coffin/

Condoms are being rushed to flood victims in Thailand. What exactly were they flooded with anyway?
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/breaking-news/condoms-rushed-to-thai-flood-victims/story-e6frg12u-1226159583154

WTF HOLYSHIT ITS JESUSWEEN!
http://jesusween.com/

“Chick,” 71, And Man, 54, Busted In Naked Car Romp
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/senior-citizen-car-sex-098713

Steve Jobs Is Dead:
http://gizmodo.com/5838847/steve-jobs-is-dead

Tribute to Steve Jobs:
1. Simplify
2. The power of “NO”
3. Money is overvalued
4. It’s not what you say; it’s how you say it
5. Recognize Good Ideas
6. Shun the Majority
7. Eat Your Own Lunch
8. Strive for perfection
9. Small Teams
10. Follow Your Heart

http://www.socialnomics.net/2011/10/05/steve-jobs-%E2%80%94-10-lessons-in-life-leadership/

Pre-Show Promo:

91.3FM, =3, Aj Jordan, apple, dead, Distorted View, loftee apparel, Movie Brain Rot, Ray William Johnson, SModcast, steve jobs, The Abraham Lincoln Show, The Fump, Travesty Pictures, WBNY, Your Favorite Martian

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Totem Soup Episode 84: Anonymously Anonymous Featuring Anonymous

Posted by Holytotemic in Affiliates, From The Man, Local News, Mayhem, Side Story on October 3, 2011

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Knytemare

>>>Occupy Buffalo‘s 2nd general assembly will be held in the Niagara Square, Buffalo NY Saturday Oct 8th @ 12 PM *>* BRING PEOPLE WITH YOU!!!

>>>Oct 15th cities all over the world are called to join together in a march in support and solidarity with Occupy Wall Street, UNITED FOR GLOBAL CHANGE! An actual time for Buffalo TBA!

>>>Reminder: Tomorrow some people are showing up at 8 AM @ Niagara Square to make posters/flyers and to hand them out, hope to see you there!

*We are currently working on a forum for Occupy Buffalo unrelated to Facebook. This will help us organize volunteer duties/responsibilities as well as have a place for people to post articles/ have discussions.

http://www.occupytogether.org/

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Occupy-Buffalo/224523660938436

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#expectus, #occupybuffalo, #occupytogether, #occupywallstreet, anon, anonymous

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Totem Soup Episode 82: The Cleveland Steamer Chainsaw Massacre Featuring Cry To The Blind

Posted by Holytotemic in Affiliates, Comedy, From The Man, Local News, Music, Podcast on September 15, 2011

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – PUPPET BREAK-UP

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Cry To The Blind
Jon Lamanna – Vocals, Guitar
Jesse Maty – Guitar, Vocals
Matt Spaker – Guitar, Vocals
Jason Telarico – Drums, Samples
Kory Maclauchlan – Bass Guitar
Genre: Rock
Record Label: None
Location: Rochester, NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Cry To The Blind on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Heartless
2.) Better Than Me
3.) Tear Apart
http://www.myspace.com/crytotheblind

Freak Nasty News:
Husband And Wife Arrested For Allegedly Shooting At Each Other
http://www.wchstv.com/newsroom/eyewitness/110904_6489.shtml

Police say son asks for money, punches dad in face
http://www.kctv5.com/story/15393799/police-say-son-asks-for-money-punches-dad-in-face

Wife licks husband’s ashes… regularly
http://www.emirates247.com/offbeat/wife-licks-husband-s-ashes-regularly-2011-08-09-1.412247

Vincent Tarvin Probably Wouldn’t Have Been Caught With Cocaine — But Then He Pulled Out His Penis…
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2011/09/vincent_tarvin_probably_wouldn.php

Seven dogs hungry for 14 days eat owner
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/09/07/seven-dogs-hungry-for-14-days-eat-owner/

Competition Brews To Become ‘World’s Heaviest Woman’ In Guinness World Records (KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/03/worlds-heaviest-woman_n_942546.html#s337433&title=Donna_Simpson

Daytona Beach police arrest 11 in prostitution sting
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/crime/os-daytona-prostitution-sting-20110906,0,4207071.story

Woman wants county to cover $1K hospital bill for cavity search
(Bad: Local drug task force thinks you’re concealing an ounce of heroin. Worse: They get a warrant for a body cavity search and find nothing. WINNING: Lady receives a $1,122 bill from the hospital for the search )
http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_18818776

Pre-Show Promo:

=3, Aj Jordan, ashes, cavity search, cocaine, Cry To The Blind, Distorted View, fatties, Florida, itunes, Jason Telarico, Jesse Maty, Jon Lamanna, Kory Maclauchlan, loftee apparel, Matt Spaker, Movie Brain Rot, penis, punching, Ray William Johnson, shooting, SModcast, stitcher, The Abraham Lincoln Show, The Fump, Travesty Pictures, tsa, WBNY, World's Heaviest Woman, Your Favorite Martian

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Totem Soup Podcast Episode 80: Haters Gonna Hate Featuring Skinbound

Posted by Holytotemic in Affiliates, Comedy, From The Man, Local News, Mayhem, Podcast on September 3, 2011

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Knytemare
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Darth Vader vs Hitler. Epic Rap Battles of History

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Skinbound
Rev. Alexander – Vocals
Mathew – Guitar
Philly b – Bass
Frank – Keys/Samples
Damon – Drums
Genre: Metal/Rock
Record Label: Skinbound LLC
Location: Buffalo, NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Skinbound on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Witch Hunt
2.) No God
3.) Devil May…
http://www.skinbound.us

Freak Nasty News:
G4S sacks pair who tagged offender’s false leg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-14705328

And who didn;t see this study failing??
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232787/Pornography-study-doomed-fail-scientists-single-man-hadnt-viewed-x-rated-material.html

Woman arrested after throwing flip-flop at husband’s crotch
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/flip-43137-woman-flop.html#ixzz1WcOoSSUg

10 year old Transgender
http://jezebel.com/transitioning/

Teacher defends double life as a porn film star
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/8731354/Teacher-defends-double-life-as-a-porn-film-star.html

a whole new meaning to having a snake in your pants
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2011/08/29/tsa-no-snakes-on-this-plane/

Man in domestic dispute decapitates self
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44335122/ns/us_news-life/

officer i swear it was lizzy borden’s ghost!!!
http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=149374

Cop gets it in on the job
http://jezebel.com/5836096/romantic-cop-caught-having-sex-on-hood-of-his-car-%5Bnsfw%5D

If he hadn’t been naked, cops might not have found raccoon
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44333581/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Brazilian boy dies after masturbating 42 times non-stop.
http://www.fm-base.co.uk/forum/general-chat/80739-brazilian-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-non-stop.html

I’ll stab you with a fork…in your anus little boy!
http://www.buffalonews.com/city/police-courts/courts/article539052.ece

Massage Parlor Mistrial Declared After Masseuse Recognizes Defense Lawyer as Client
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/massage_parlor_mistrial_declared_after_masseuse_recognizes_defense_lawyer_a

Cannibal, 21, confesses to making meatballs with his victim and posting video clips of him cooking online
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2031806/Cannibal-21-confesses-making-meatballs-victim-posting-video-clips-cooking-online.html#ixzz1Wj08kwVg

Pre-Show Promo:

=3, Aj Jordan, Bherzerk, Distorted View, holytotemic, Knytemare, loftee apparel, Movie Brain Rot, Ray William Johnson, SModcast, The Abraham Lincoln Show, The Fump, Travesty Pictures, WBNY 91.3, Your Favorite Martian

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Totem Soup Episode 79: Its Good For Your Skin AND Seals Pavement!

Posted by Holytotemic in Affiliates, Comedy, From The Man, Local News, Mayhem, Music, Podcast on August 26, 2011

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Brentalfloss – Tetris WITH LYRICS

Featured Music:
1) I Fight Dragons – Dont you
2) Aliceffekt – RAIN+BOW
3) Rickroll + Mario – I Fight Dragons

Freak Nasty News:
Angler catches scuba diver by his tackle (H)
http://www.wtfnews.org/nature/angler-catches-scuba-diver/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wtftop+%28WTF+News+|+Top+posts+feed%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

Do Not Name Your Wifi Network ‘FBI SURVEILLANCE VAN’ (M)
http://gawker.com/5832665/do-not-name-your-wifi-network-fbi-surveillance-van

A Baby thrown from parking garage (B)
http://www.myfoxla.com/dpp/news/local/cops%3A-baby-thrown-from-parking-garage-20110822

Woman arrested for attempting to sell her 5-year-old son (H)
http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/region_south_pinellas/seminole/woman-arrested-for-attempting-to-sell-her-5-year-old-son

Motorist shocked to see speeding ticket for going 1,623kph (M)
http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan/archives/2011/08/21/2003511293

Man inflamed over amputated penis (B)
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2011/08/23/18589546.html

Bull semen forces closure of interstate ramp (H)
http://www.wkrn.com/story/15313584/ramp-to-i-65s-closed

Facebook like button declared illegal (M)
http://www.wtfnews.org/science-technology/facebook-%C2%91like%C2%92-button-declared-illegal/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wtftop+%28WTF+News+|+Top+posts+feed%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

Why Susanne Eman wants to be the world’s fattest woman (B)
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/08/21/why-susanne-eman-wants-to-be-the-worlds-fattest-woman/

Woman turns up for job interview in Arizona to find employers dead (M)
http://www.wtfnews.org/wtf-general/woman-turns-up-for-job-interview-in-arizona-to-find-employers-dead/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wtftop+%28WTF+News+|+Top+posts+feed%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

Blind man sued for illegally downloading porn he can’t watch (H)
http://www.geek.com/articles/geek-cetera/blind-man-sued-for-illegally-downloading-porn-he-cant-watch-20110819/

‘Sex-Crazed Loser’ Crashes Into Adult Store, Steals $800 Vagina (B)
http://gawker.com/5833790/sex+crazed-loser-crashes-stolen-semi-into-adult-store-steals-800-vagina

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

91.3, =3, Aj Jordan, Aliceffekt, Brentalfloss, Distorted View, fm, i fight dragons, IFD, loftee apparel, Movie Brain Rot, Ray William Johnson, SModcast, The Abraham Lincoln Show, The Fump, Travesty Pictures, WBNY, Your Favorite Martian

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Totem Soup Podcast Episode 77: Pre-Gathering Interview With Aj Jordan Featuring Whitney Peyton!

Posted by Holytotemic in Affiliates, From The Man, Local News, Music, Podcast on August 12, 2011

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – 8-BIT WORLD featuring Hoodie Allen

Interview With Aj Jordan The-Crescendo:
AJ Jordan will be performing at The Gathering Of The Juggalos late Friday night August 12th at 2AM! We here at Totem Soup decided to catch him on his way out the door to the event. Check him out:
www.AJJordan.net
www.L8Productions.com
www.TerrorTechnologies.com

Also featured tonight is a collaboration Aj Jordan did with Whitney Peyton called “Where’s Our Future?”:

Special thanks to Whitney for giving us the go to feature the track! Be sure to check her out:
whitneypeyton.com

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Six Year Productions
Travesty Pictures
Terror Technologies
Vapor Trail E-Cigarettes
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

91.3, =3, Aj Jordan, Distorted View, Juggalo, L8Productions, madd tattoo, Ray William Johnson, six year productions, terror technologies, The Fump, The Gathering, Travesty Pictures, Vapor Trail E-Cigarettes, WBNY, whitney peyton, Your Favorite Martian

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Totem Soup Episode 75: Soylent Green Tastes Like People Featuring Dave Jurenovich Project

Posted by Holytotemic in Affiliates, Comedy, From The Man, Local News, Mayhem, Music, Podcast on July 30, 2011

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – ROBOT BAR FIGHT

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Dave Jurenovich Project
Dave Jurenovich- Guitar, Vocals
Genre: Hard Rock/Grunge/Acoustic
Record Label: Unsigned
Location: Orchard Park, NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Dave Jurenovich Project on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Brick Wall (Instrumental)
2.) New Life
3.) Open Heart Surgery

Freak Nasty News:
Remains of man missing for 27 years discovered in bank chimney
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8667026/Remains-of-man-missing-for-27-years-discovered-in-bank-chimney.html

‘Jaws’ in Real Life: Great White Shark Jumps Into Boat in South Africa
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/07/21/jaws-in-real-life-great-white-shark-jumps-into-boat-in-south-africa/

US man tries to repair hernia with butter knife
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8664734/US-man-tries-to-repair-hernia-with-butter-knife.html

Failed Tokyo Love Hotel turned into hip apartment complex.
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/27/failed-tokyo-love-hotel-transformed-hip-apartment-complex/

Jailer convicted of smuggling blades in tacos
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/7671390.html

Robert Morris Shipped Meth In Meow Mix Bag, According To Florida Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/22/robert-morris-meth-meow-mix_n_906627.html#s312490&title=Dumb_Crime_Masterminds

Mom accidentally shoots 12-year-old daughter
http://www.pe.com/localnews/stories/PE_News_Local_webgirlshot.675b9f00.html

Cannibalism reported in North Korean Document
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/26/cannibalism-north-korea-reported-official-document/

Couple in China Buys Video Games by Selling Their Kids
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/25/couple-china-buys-video-games-selling-kids/

Man shoots 55 sled dogs, arranges their corpses into star-shaped patterns, threatens cop with shotgun, and then it gets weird
http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/montana/article_3254cd52-2cec-5f8a-9f8a-7a16e3131c8d.html

Mayor claims pot is not hers.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/27/marijuana-found-in-oak-hill-mayors-yard_n_910979.html

Girls as young as seven are being offered pole dancing lessons at a gym
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2018935/Pole-dancing-lessons-Pictures-girls-aged-7-posted-gyms-Facebook-page.html