Archive for category Mayhem
Totem Soup Episode 92: A Grue And A Midget With A Strap-on
Posted by Holytotemic in Comedy, Local News, Mayhem, Podcast on January 24, 2012
Intro Music:
Giggles – I’ve Got The Clap
Featured Music:
SHE LOOKS LIKE SEX [REMIX]
FRIEND ZONE
SHITTY G
Freak Nasty News:
Knife fight! Who wants this hatchet?
http://www.digtriad.com/news/watercooler/article/203512/176/Security-Guards-Ear-Cut-Off-By-Shoplifter
I would like it super sized pls!
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/135354358.html
That explains it, my dog has a demon inside it!
http://horror-punks.com/forum/topics/woman-claims-her-poodle-was-possessed-by-demon?xg_source=shorten_twitter
Pastor Arrested For Licking Woman’s Private Parts
http://vibeghana.com/2011/04/27/pastor-arrested-for-licking-womans-private-part/
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2012/01/02/man-kills-toddler-cooks-her-limbs/
New sci-fi brothel offers sex with (girls dressed as) aliens
http://blastr.com/2011/12/new-sci-fi-brothel-will-o.php
My little WTF
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/
Man dies after eating coke out of brothers asshole……
http://q103albany.com/man-eats-cocaine-from-brothers-butt-and-dies/
Mum rapes daughter in name of sex ed
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2012/01/12/mum-rapes-daughter-in-the-name-of-sex-education/
OMGWTFBBQ!!!
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2012/01/02/man-kills-toddler-cooks-her-limbs/
Doggy sytle = jail time
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/12/25/man-sentenced-to-state-prison-for-sexually-assaulting-strangling-dog/
One from our fucked up state, homeless man decapitated companion for food
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/homeless-man-decapitates-companion-after-food-dispute-deputies-say
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Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
Totem Soup Episode 91: Snookie Bher
Posted by Holytotemic in From The Man, Mayhem, Podcast on December 22, 2011
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Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
Totem Soup Episode 90: What The Fuck Is Figgy Pudding!?!
Posted by Holytotemic in Affiliates, Comedy, Mayhem, Podcast on December 15, 2011
Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Knytemare
Bherserk
Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – SANTA HATES POOR KIDS
Featured Music:
Robert Lund and Spaff.com – Undead Elves
Robert Lund and Spaff.com – Fun to Fly [With the Fat Guy]
Freak Nasty News:
Dump soldiers ashes where?!
http://www.12newsnow.com/story/16218430/air-for
Op shoots mom while she stabs son….. lol wut??
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-officers-shoot-woman-stabbing-child-15043964#.TtabDFZCCfs
What a shitty tattoo
http://www.fox26medford.com/entertainment/kiah-online-dish-boyfriend-tattoos-poop-on-cheating-girlfriend-story,0,405638.story
Dog takes man out behind shed & shoots him, benji style
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/12/01/143008542/dog-shoots-man-butt-and-pride-injured?ft=1&f=1001&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Nobody move.. i got happyfeet
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/local/articles/2011/11/25/20111125arizona-woman-tries-rob-store-toy-penguin-police-say.html
Tis the season to BEAT YOUR ASS!! with eggnog & tazor… wtf florida
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/pasco-county-man-uses-eggnog-bottle-stun-gun-beat-his-mom-deputies-say
Kidnapper sues victims…. yeah you read that right
http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/man-sues-former-hostages%2C-says-they-broke-promise-nt11-tvw_4001655
Please try not to fart in this elevator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_b7RDuLwcI
Is that a sausage in your shorts….. and pigs feet??
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/pickled-pigs-foot-sausage-found-vero-mans-underwear-jail
Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
Totem Soup Episode 87: Shims, Big Meat, And Pussy Pops Featuring MC Frontalot
Posted by Holytotemic in Comedy, From The Man, Mayhem, Music, Podcast on November 3, 2011
Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk
Knytemare
Intro Music:
MC Frontalot – First World Problem
Featured Music:
MC Frontalot – I Hate Your Blog
MC Frontalot – Penny Arcade Theme
MC Frontalot – This Old Man
If you like MC Frontalot buy a CD or two, or three: MC Frontalot’s Store
Freak Nasty News:
First black market kidney reseller caught
http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/nyc-man-pleads-guilty-to-brokering-kidney-ob11-jpe_3973762
He just wanted to swing!
http://www.myfox8.com/news/ktla-man-stuck-in-swing,0,5941969.story
Chinese girl dies in hit-and-run that sparked outrage
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/10/21/us-china-girl-idUSTRE79K0HM20111021
Man making animal sounds shot
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/offbeat/Man-making-animal-noises-in-woods-shot
A whole new meaning to dropping late
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/09/27/13-year-old-girl-got-male-organs-in-a-week-dad/
Now now kids mommy has some shopping to do…now get into your kennels.
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE79P0UJ20111026?irpc=932
38 cats in man’s freezer.. see a running gag starting
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/09/27/crazy-world-38-frozen-cats-in-mans-freezer/
The new icebreaker for sex ed
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/student-discovers-x-rated-images-prize-bracelets
THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA MEAT!
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/bizarre/12005693666322/supersize-me-restaurant-offers-338-pound-burger/
Jerkin and Joe.
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/10/man_seeks_to_pleasure_himself.html
Shit 911…get rid of my mistress please!
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/10/man-calls-cops-on-craigslist-hookup-after-wife-arrives/
Firefighters get a ticket…wha?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2011/10/28/firefighters-ticketed_n_1063526.html
Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
Totem Soup Podcast Episode 86: A Very Totem Soup Halloween
Posted by Holytotemic in Comedy, From The Man, Local News, Mayhem, Podcast on October 27, 2011
Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk
Knytemare
Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – NERD RAGE!!!
Featured Music:
Professor Incubus and Ethan Mawyer – Hotel Transylvania (blood drive remix)
Jonathan Coulton – Re: Your Brains
Totem Soup Halloween:
Well ladies and gents we start freak nasty news in this one but get completely derailed into a complete train-wreck of hilarity, ENJOY!
Pre-Show Promo:
Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
Totem Soup Episode 85: DEY TOOK UR JOBS!
Posted by Holytotemic in Affiliates, Comedy, From The Man, Local News, Mayhem, Podcast, Tech Support, Technology on October 14, 2011
Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – BOOTY ST0RE
Featured Music:
Columbus vs Captain Kirk. Epic Rap Battles of History #14
Robert Lund and Spaff.com – We Set the Dog on Fire
Freak Nasty News:
Pair Steals CDs, Finds Child Porn
http://www.kcra.com/r/29387289/detail.html
Pill that can wipe away bad memories? Scientists unfold the secrets of how the brain handles stress
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2044873/Pill-ease-bad-memories-scientists-discover-lipocalin-2-stress-link.html#ixzz1ZwdKie7a
Worlds hottest chilli eating contest leaves two in hospital, wiping butts with ice cream cones
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-15183070
Man Robs Jewelry Store While On Trial For Robbery
http://www.businessinsider.com/bizarre-crime-of-the-day-man-robs-jewelry-store-while-on-trial-for-robbery-2011-10#ixzz1Zwnog0os
Pennsylvania Couple Allegedly Locked Son in Coffin
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/10/04/pennsylvania-couple-charged-for-allegedly-locking-kid-in-coffin/
Condoms are being rushed to flood victims in Thailand. What exactly were they flooded with anyway?
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/breaking-news/condoms-rushed-to-thai-flood-victims/story-e6frg12u-1226159583154
WTF HOLYSHIT ITS JESUSWEEN!
http://jesusween.com/
“Chick,” 71, And Man, 54, Busted In Naked Car Romp
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/senior-citizen-car-sex-098713
Steve Jobs Is Dead:
http://gizmodo.com/5838847/steve-jobs-is-dead
Tribute to Steve Jobs:
1. Simplify
2. The power of “NO”
3. Money is overvalued
4. It’s not what you say; it’s how you say it
5. Recognize Good Ideas
6. Shun the Majority
7. Eat Your Own Lunch
8. Strive for perfection
9. Small Teams
10. Follow Your Heart
http://www.socialnomics.net/2011/10/05/steve-jobs-%E2%80%94-10-lessons-in-life-leadership/
Pre-Show Promo:
Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
Totem Soup Episode 84: Anonymously Anonymous Featuring Anonymous
Posted by Holytotemic in Affiliates, From The Man, Local News, Mayhem, Side Story on October 3, 2011
Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Knytemare
>>>Occupy Buffalo‘s 2nd general assembly will be held in the Niagara Square, Buffalo NY Saturday Oct 8th @ 12 PM *>* BRING PEOPLE WITH YOU!!!
>>>Oct 15th cities all over the world are called to join together in a march in support and solidarity with Occupy Wall Street, UNITED FOR GLOBAL CHANGE! An actual time for Buffalo TBA!
>>>Reminder: Tomorrow some people are showing up at 8 AM @ Niagara Square to make posters/flyers and to hand them out, hope to see you there!
*We are currently working on a forum for Occupy Buffalo unrelated to Facebook. This will help us organize volunteer duties/responsibilities as well as have a place for people to post articles/ have discussions.
http://www.occupytogether.org/
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Occupy-Buffalo/224523660938436
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Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
Totem Soup Episode 83: A Tribute To Our Most Fucked State
Posted by Holytotemic in Affiliates, Comedy, From The Man, Mayhem, Music, Podcast on September 29, 2011
Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk
Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – WHIP YO KIDS featuring Nice Peter
Featured Music:
Nice Peter – Mr T vs Mr Rogers
Freak Nasty News:
Accused drunk woman howls ‘like a dog,’ accosts PSL neighborhood
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2011/09/-a-woman-said-to.html
Cable installer masturbates in woman’s living room
http://venice.wtsp.com/news/weird/80552-cable-installer-masturbates-womans-living-room
Man in Keys accused of exposing himself through sunroof
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/florida/fl-dade-man-expose-20110912,0,1878758.story?track=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+sun-sentinel/news/local/florida+(Florida+News+/+South+Flori
Plastic surgeon establishes ‘fat bank’
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/plastic-surgeon-establishes-fat-bank
Wife spikes coffee with Xanax
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/wife-spikes-coffee-xanax
‘Vampire’ attacks man in wheelchair
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/vampire-attacks-man-wheelchair
Men in wigs accused of shoplifting feather boas, sequins, and feather boas
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/men-wigs-accused-shoplifting-feather-boas-sequins
and
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/crime/os-drag-queen-gang-shoplifters-20110919,0,3197519.story
Paraplegic hunter shoots himself in foot with crossbow, becomes pinned to ATV
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2011/09/paraplegic_hunter_shoots_himse.html
Mom with two uteruses has twins — one baby from each
http://www.tampabay.com/news/health/mother-with-uterus-didelphys-or-two-uteruses-has-twins-8212-one-baby-from/1192432
Revenge of the Fish: Barracuda jumps from water, severs Naples fisherman’s tendons with razor-sharp teeth – Barracuda:1, Fisherman:0
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/sep/19/local-man-claims-barracuda-attacks-him-jumps-boat/
Report: Undercover deputy uses rubber penis to bust prostitute | MUG
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2011/09/report_undercover_deputy_uses.html
Florida man accused of shooting wife
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/19/florida-man-accused-of-sh_n_970913.html
Largo 911 call: ‘Taco Bell won’t serve me tacos!’
http://www.baynews9.com/article/news/2011/september/312385/Largo-911-call:-Taco-Bell-wont-serve-me-tacos
Pre-Show Promo:
Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Talking Questions Podcast
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
Totem Soup Podcast Episode 80: Haters Gonna Hate Featuring Skinbound
Posted by Holytotemic in Affiliates, Comedy, From The Man, Local News, Mayhem, Podcast on September 3, 2011
Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Knytemare
Bherzerk
Intro Music:
Darth Vader vs Hitler. Epic Rap Battles of History
Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Skinbound
Rev. Alexander – Vocals
Mathew – Guitar
Philly b – Bass
Frank – Keys/Samples
Damon – Drums
Genre: Metal/Rock
Record Label: Skinbound LLC
Location: Buffalo, NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Skinbound on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Witch Hunt
2.) No God
3.) Devil May…
http://www.skinbound.us
Freak Nasty News:
G4S sacks pair who tagged offender’s false leg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-14705328
And who didn;t see this study failing??
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232787/Pornography-study-doomed-fail-scientists-single-man-hadnt-viewed-x-rated-material.html
Woman arrested after throwing flip-flop at husband’s crotch
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/flip-43137-woman-flop.html#ixzz1WcOoSSUg
10 year old Transgender
http://jezebel.com/transitioning/
Teacher defends double life as a porn film star
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/8731354/Teacher-defends-double-life-as-a-porn-film-star.html
a whole new meaning to having a snake in your pants
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2011/08/29/tsa-no-snakes-on-this-plane/
Man in domestic dispute decapitates self
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44335122/ns/us_news-life/
officer i swear it was lizzy borden’s ghost!!!
http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=149374
Cop gets it in on the job
http://jezebel.com/5836096/romantic-cop-caught-having-sex-on-hood-of-his-car-%5Bnsfw%5D
If he hadn’t been naked, cops might not have found raccoon
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44333581/ns/us_news-weird_news/
Brazilian boy dies after masturbating 42 times non-stop.
http://www.fm-base.co.uk/forum/general-chat/80739-brazilian-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-non-stop.html
I’ll stab you with a fork…in your anus little boy!
http://www.buffalonews.com/city/police-courts/courts/article539052.ece
Massage Parlor Mistrial Declared After Masseuse Recognizes Defense Lawyer as Client
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/massage_parlor_mistrial_declared_after_masseuse_recognizes_defense_lawyer_a
Cannibal, 21, confesses to making meatballs with his victim and posting video clips of him cooking online
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2031806/Cannibal-21-confesses-making-meatballs-victim-posting-video-clips-cooking-online.html#ixzz1Wj08kwVg
Pre-Show Promo:
Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
Totem Soup Episode 79: Its Good For Your Skin AND Seals Pavement!
Posted by Holytotemic in Affiliates, Comedy, From The Man, Local News, Mayhem, Music, Podcast on August 26, 2011
Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk
Intro Music:
Brentalfloss – Tetris WITH LYRICS
Featured Music:
1) I Fight Dragons – Dont you
2) Aliceffekt – RAIN+BOW
3) Rickroll + Mario – I Fight Dragons
Freak Nasty News:
Angler catches scuba diver by his tackle (H)
http://www.wtfnews.org/nature/angler-catches-scuba-diver/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wtftop+%28WTF+News+|+Top+posts+feed%29&utm_content=Google+Reader
Do Not Name Your Wifi Network ‘FBI SURVEILLANCE VAN’ (M)
http://gawker.com/5832665/do-not-name-your-wifi-network-fbi-surveillance-van
A Baby thrown from parking garage (B)
http://www.myfoxla.com/dpp/news/local/cops%3A-baby-thrown-from-parking-garage-20110822
Woman arrested for attempting to sell her 5-year-old son (H)
http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/region_south_pinellas/seminole/woman-arrested-for-attempting-to-sell-her-5-year-old-son
Motorist shocked to see speeding ticket for going 1,623kph (M)
http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan/archives/2011/08/21/2003511293
Man inflamed over amputated penis (B)
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2011/08/23/18589546.html
Bull semen forces closure of interstate ramp (H)
http://www.wkrn.com/story/15313584/ramp-to-i-65s-closed
Facebook like button declared illegal (M)
http://www.wtfnews.org/science-technology/facebook-%C2%91like%C2%92-button-declared-illegal/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wtftop+%28WTF+News+|+Top+posts+feed%29&utm_content=Google+Reader
Why Susanne Eman wants to be the world’s fattest woman (B)
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/08/21/why-susanne-eman-wants-to-be-the-worlds-fattest-woman/
Woman turns up for job interview in Arizona to find employers dead (M)
http://www.wtfnews.org/wtf-general/woman-turns-up-for-job-interview-in-arizona-to-find-employers-dead/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wtftop+%28WTF+News+|+Top+posts+feed%29&utm_content=Google+Reader
Blind man sued for illegally downloading porn he can’t watch (H)
http://www.geek.com/articles/geek-cetera/blind-man-sued-for-illegally-downloading-porn-he-cant-watch-20110819/
‘Sex-Crazed Loser’ Crashes Into Adult Store, Steals $800 Vagina (B)
http://gawker.com/5833790/sex+crazed-loser-crashes-stolen-semi-into-adult-store-steals-800-vagina
Pre-Show Promo:
Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
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