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Totem Soup Episode 93: Brought to you by the letters T, H, and C.
Posted by Holytotemic in From The Man, Podcast on February 17, 2012
Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – ALIEN
Featured Music:
Positude – Pamphlet
Freak Nasty News:
Whats better than totemsoup?? Brain stew with fresh squezzed eye, says this axe murderer
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2012/01/26/axe-murderer-eats-victims-brain-and-eye/
REDIC 911 CALLS…. i can see this one possibly bc a running thing
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2012/01/16/ridiculous-911-calls/
Man suspected of putting meth in business’ coffee
http://billingsgazette.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/man-suspected-of-putting-meth-in-business-coffee/article_0e424e18-1037-5d72-823f-6e55f19313b4.html#ixzz1lxIyqbFe
Man Busted For Lewd Solo Performance Outside Michigan Jail Where Girlfriend Is Serving Time
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/man-pleasures-self-outside-jail-768512
Chocolate-dipped burglar caught in sticky situation
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/bizarre/12006650083416/chocolate-dipped-burglar-caught-in-sticky-situation/
Teenage kids fight dad’s adoption of adult girlfriend
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/02/09/teenage-kids-fight-dads-adoption-adult-girlfriend/#ixzz1lxK3ICao
One-legged suspect attempts to elude police
http://jacksonville.com/opinion/blog/455124/clifford-davis/2012-02-09/while-you-were-sleeping-one-legged-suspect-attempts
A SHOP fitter died after falling off a big bucket of mayonnaise and stabbing himself in the heart with an electric drill.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4117727/Shop-fitter-drilled-himself-in-the-heart.html
(Drilled through the heart, and you’re to blame. You give mayonnaise tubs a bad name)
“Bored” Clerk Caught Watching Porn During Rape Trial
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/weird/Bored-Clerk-Caught-Watching-Porn-During-Rape-Trial-138928634.html
Click the image and check these guys out!

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
Totem Soup Episode 92: A Grue And A Midget With A Strap-on
Posted by Holytotemic in Comedy, Local News, Mayhem, Podcast on January 24, 2012
Intro Music:
Giggles – I’ve Got The Clap
Featured Music:
SHE LOOKS LIKE SEX [REMIX]
FRIEND ZONE
SHITTY G
Freak Nasty News:
Knife fight! Who wants this hatchet?
http://www.digtriad.com/news/watercooler/article/203512/176/Security-Guards-Ear-Cut-Off-By-Shoplifter
I would like it super sized pls!
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/135354358.html
That explains it, my dog has a demon inside it!
http://horror-punks.com/forum/topics/woman-claims-her-poodle-was-possessed-by-demon?xg_source=shorten_twitter
Pastor Arrested For Licking Woman’s Private Parts
http://vibeghana.com/2011/04/27/pastor-arrested-for-licking-womans-private-part/
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2012/01/02/man-kills-toddler-cooks-her-limbs/
New sci-fi brothel offers sex with (girls dressed as) aliens
http://blastr.com/2011/12/new-sci-fi-brothel-will-o.php
My little WTF
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/
Man dies after eating coke out of brothers asshole……
http://q103albany.com/man-eats-cocaine-from-brothers-butt-and-dies/
Mum rapes daughter in name of sex ed
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2012/01/12/mum-rapes-daughter-in-the-name-of-sex-education/
OMGWTFBBQ!!!
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2012/01/02/man-kills-toddler-cooks-her-limbs/
Doggy sytle = jail time
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/12/25/man-sentenced-to-state-prison-for-sexually-assaulting-strangling-dog/
One from our fucked up state, homeless man decapitated companion for food
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/homeless-man-decapitates-companion-after-food-dispute-deputies-say
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Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
Totem Soup Episode 91: Snookie Bher
Posted by Holytotemic in From The Man, Mayhem, Podcast on December 22, 2011
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Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
Totem Soup Episode 90: What The Fuck Is Figgy Pudding!?!
Posted by Holytotemic in Affiliates, Comedy, Mayhem, Podcast on December 15, 2011
Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Knytemare
Bherserk
Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – SANTA HATES POOR KIDS
Featured Music:
Robert Lund and Spaff.com – Undead Elves
Robert Lund and Spaff.com – Fun to Fly [With the Fat Guy]
Freak Nasty News:
Dump soldiers ashes where?!
http://www.12newsnow.com/story/16218430/air-for
Op shoots mom while she stabs son….. lol wut??
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-officers-shoot-woman-stabbing-child-15043964#.TtabDFZCCfs
What a shitty tattoo
http://www.fox26medford.com/entertainment/kiah-online-dish-boyfriend-tattoos-poop-on-cheating-girlfriend-story,0,405638.story
Dog takes man out behind shed & shoots him, benji style
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/12/01/143008542/dog-shoots-man-butt-and-pride-injured?ft=1&f=1001&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Nobody move.. i got happyfeet
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/local/articles/2011/11/25/20111125arizona-woman-tries-rob-store-toy-penguin-police-say.html
Tis the season to BEAT YOUR ASS!! with eggnog & tazor… wtf florida
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/pasco-county-man-uses-eggnog-bottle-stun-gun-beat-his-mom-deputies-say
Kidnapper sues victims…. yeah you read that right
http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/man-sues-former-hostages%2C-says-they-broke-promise-nt11-tvw_4001655
Please try not to fart in this elevator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_b7RDuLwcI
Is that a sausage in your shorts….. and pigs feet??
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/pickled-pigs-foot-sausage-found-vero-mans-underwear-jail
Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
Totem Soup Episode 89: See Where Playing With Balls Gets You?
Posted by Holytotemic in Comedy, From The Man, Local News, Podcast on December 1, 2011
Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Knytemare
Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – DOOKIE FRESH
Featured Music:
Steve Goodie – If You Want To Say Fuck, Say Fuck
NicePeter – Einstein vs Stephen Hawking
NicePeter – Epic Rap Battles of History Live
Freak Nasty News:
Man in “I’m a drunk” t-shirt gets DWI
sorry drunk i’m an officer
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/crime/man-in-im-a-drunk-t-shirt-gets-dwi
Alaska man charged in ax attack on snowplow
its snow time again!!
http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/alaska-man-charged-in-ax-attack-on-snowplow-ob11-jgr_3991412
Naked runner collides with barbed wire
ouch…. just plain… ouch
http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/naked-runner-collides-with-barbed-wire-ob11-tvw_3989645
Pork Barrel BBQ Counters PETA Tofurky, TX Challenge
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2011/11/18/prweb8978418.DTL
Rugby player who had stroke woke up gay and became hairdresser
hand band turns to butt bang
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/11/14/rugby-player-who-had-stroke-woke-up-gay-and-became-hairdresser/
45-year-old pregnant with her 20th child
CLOWN CAR WITH FLAT TIRES!!!!!
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/11/14/45-year-old-pregnant-with-her-20th-child/
Deputies on probation for failing to find gun hidden in man’s fat rolls
fatty mcfat with a side of glock??
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/deputies-probation-failing-find-gun-hidden-mans-fat-rolls
Rickie La Touche Suffocated Wife to Death After She Destroyed His Star Wars Toys
Bitch should have been in the kitchen
http://blogs.ocweekly.com/heardmentality/2011/11/rickie_la_touche_choked_out_wi.php
Pakistan bans ‘monkey crotch’, ‘Jesus Christ’ and obscene words in text messages
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45352418/ns/world_news-south_and_central_asia/#.TsaAwtrLnW4
Helpful passenger with accent sparks mid-air scare
http://www.wtfnews.org/wtf-general/helpful-passenger-with-accent-sparks-mid-air-scare/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wtftop+%28WTF+News+|+Top+posts+feed%29
Man in charged with killing bobcat, then eating it while high on methamphetamine
http://www.wtfnews.org/wtf-general/man-in-charged-with-killing-bobcat-then-eating-it-while-high-on-methamphetamine/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wtftop+%28WTF+News+|+Top+posts+feed%29
Grandfather, 79, dies after nurse gives him execution drug rather than over-the-counter medicine
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062897/Richard-Smith-79-dies-nurse-gives-execution-drug-counter-medicine.html#ixzz1e4fPxSU1
Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
Totem Soup Episode 88: I Swear It’s Just Yogurt!
Posted by Holytotemic in Comedy, From The Man, Music, Podcast on November 18, 2011
Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Bherzerk
Knytemare
Intro Music:
EPILEPTIC TECHNO – Your Favorite Martian
Featured Music:
Hard Like Heroic – Nyhm
Schoold (Original) – FattySpins feat. Ray William Johnson
Freak Nasty News:
An engaged couple, expecting their first child, have found out they are actually brother and sister. Relax West Virginia…not this time
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/expectant-south-african-couple-discover-they-are-brother-and-sister-ncxdc-110411
If you can’t throw a naked prostitute out of your hotel window while arguing over the price of sex any more – what in the hell can you do?
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/british-man-threw-prostitute-out-of-hotel-window-dubai-court-hears-ncxdc-110411
When cops find missing man, he was so cold that he could no longer walk. So they cite him for trespassing because he collapsed on private property
http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2011/11/lost_kalamazoo_man_rescued_aft.html
Russia holds suspect over theft of women’s skeletons
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15590851
Wellington mom arrested, 2 kids taken, after telling deputies to arrest her ‘mailbox’
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/palm-beach/wellington/pb-wellington-mom-arrested-20111103,0,1395777.story
Man Gave Wife Steroids Hoping To Turn Her Ugly, Keep Her In Home
http://www.wtfnews.org/wtf-general/man-gave-wife-steroids-hoping-to-turn-her-ugly-keep-her-in-home/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wtftop+%28WTF+News+%7C+Top+posts+feed%29
Dumbass It’s never a good idea to use your Facebook status update to threaten blow up the police department, but it’s an especially bad idea if you also collect child pornography
http://mobile.al.com/advbirm/pm_29179/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=rO5mVnTW
Man Pleads Guilty To Injecting His Semen Into Yogurt Of Two Female Coworkers
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/tainted-yogurt-guilty-plea-875631
Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
Totem Soup Episode 87: Shims, Big Meat, And Pussy Pops Featuring MC Frontalot
Posted by Holytotemic in Comedy, From The Man, Mayhem, Music, Podcast on November 3, 2011
Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk
Knytemare
Intro Music:
MC Frontalot – First World Problem
Featured Music:
MC Frontalot – I Hate Your Blog
MC Frontalot – Penny Arcade Theme
MC Frontalot – This Old Man
If you like MC Frontalot buy a CD or two, or three: MC Frontalot’s Store
Freak Nasty News:
First black market kidney reseller caught
http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/nyc-man-pleads-guilty-to-brokering-kidney-ob11-jpe_3973762
He just wanted to swing!
http://www.myfox8.com/news/ktla-man-stuck-in-swing,0,5941969.story
Chinese girl dies in hit-and-run that sparked outrage
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/10/21/us-china-girl-idUSTRE79K0HM20111021
Man making animal sounds shot
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/offbeat/Man-making-animal-noises-in-woods-shot
A whole new meaning to dropping late
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/09/27/13-year-old-girl-got-male-organs-in-a-week-dad/
Now now kids mommy has some shopping to do…now get into your kennels.
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE79P0UJ20111026?irpc=932
38 cats in man’s freezer.. see a running gag starting
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/09/27/crazy-world-38-frozen-cats-in-mans-freezer/
The new icebreaker for sex ed
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/student-discovers-x-rated-images-prize-bracelets
THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA MEAT!
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/bizarre/12005693666322/supersize-me-restaurant-offers-338-pound-burger/
Jerkin and Joe.
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/10/man_seeks_to_pleasure_himself.html
Shit 911…get rid of my mistress please!
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/10/man-calls-cops-on-craigslist-hookup-after-wife-arrives/
Firefighters get a ticket…wha?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2011/10/28/firefighters-ticketed_n_1063526.html
Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
Totem Soup Podcast Episode 86: A Very Totem Soup Halloween
Posted by Holytotemic in Comedy, From The Man, Local News, Mayhem, Podcast on October 27, 2011
Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk
Knytemare
Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – NERD RAGE!!!
Featured Music:
Professor Incubus and Ethan Mawyer – Hotel Transylvania (blood drive remix)
Jonathan Coulton – Re: Your Brains
Totem Soup Halloween:
Well ladies and gents we start freak nasty news in this one but get completely derailed into a complete train-wreck of hilarity, ENJOY!
Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
Totem Soup Episode 85: DEY TOOK UR JOBS!
Posted by Holytotemic in Affiliates, Comedy, From The Man, Local News, Mayhem, Podcast, Tech Support, Technology on October 14, 2011
Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – BOOTY ST0RE
Featured Music:
Columbus vs Captain Kirk. Epic Rap Battles of History #14
Robert Lund and Spaff.com – We Set the Dog on Fire
Freak Nasty News:
Pair Steals CDs, Finds Child Porn
http://www.kcra.com/r/29387289/detail.html
Pill that can wipe away bad memories? Scientists unfold the secrets of how the brain handles stress
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2044873/Pill-ease-bad-memories-scientists-discover-lipocalin-2-stress-link.html#ixzz1ZwdKie7a
Worlds hottest chilli eating contest leaves two in hospital, wiping butts with ice cream cones
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-15183070
Man Robs Jewelry Store While On Trial For Robbery
http://www.businessinsider.com/bizarre-crime-of-the-day-man-robs-jewelry-store-while-on-trial-for-robbery-2011-10#ixzz1Zwnog0os
Pennsylvania Couple Allegedly Locked Son in Coffin
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/10/04/pennsylvania-couple-charged-for-allegedly-locking-kid-in-coffin/
Condoms are being rushed to flood victims in Thailand. What exactly were they flooded with anyway?
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/breaking-news/condoms-rushed-to-thai-flood-victims/story-e6frg12u-1226159583154
WTF HOLYSHIT ITS JESUSWEEN!
http://jesusween.com/
“Chick,” 71, And Man, 54, Busted In Naked Car Romp
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/senior-citizen-car-sex-098713
Steve Jobs Is Dead:
http://gizmodo.com/5838847/steve-jobs-is-dead
Tribute to Steve Jobs:
1. Simplify
2. The power of “NO”
3. Money is overvalued
4. It’s not what you say; it’s how you say it
5. Recognize Good Ideas
6. Shun the Majority
7. Eat Your Own Lunch
8. Strive for perfection
9. Small Teams
10. Follow Your Heart
http://www.socialnomics.net/2011/10/05/steve-jobs-%E2%80%94-10-lessons-in-life-leadership/
Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…
Totem Soup Episode 84: Anonymously Anonymous Featuring Anonymous
Posted by Holytotemic in Affiliates, From The Man, Local News, Mayhem, Side Story on October 3, 2011
Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Knytemare
>>>Occupy Buffalo‘s 2nd general assembly will be held in the Niagara Square, Buffalo NY Saturday Oct 8th @ 12 PM *>* BRING PEOPLE WITH YOU!!!
>>>Oct 15th cities all over the world are called to join together in a march in support and solidarity with Occupy Wall Street, UNITED FOR GLOBAL CHANGE! An actual time for Buffalo TBA!
>>>Reminder: Tomorrow some people are showing up at 8 AM @ Niagara Square to make posters/flyers and to hand them out, hope to see you there!
*We are currently working on a forum for Occupy Buffalo unrelated to Facebook. This will help us organize volunteer duties/responsibilities as well as have a place for people to post articles/ have discussions.
http://www.occupytogether.org/
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Occupy-Buffalo/224523660938436
Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

















