Totem Soup Episode 87: Shims, Big Meat, And Pussy Pops Featuring MC Frontalot



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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk
Knytemare

Intro Music:
MC Frontalot – First World Problem

Featured Music:
MC Frontalot – I Hate Your Blog
MC Frontalot – Penny Arcade Theme
MC Frontalot – This Old Man
If you like MC Frontalot buy a CD or two, or three: MC Frontalot’s Store

Freak Nasty News:
First black market kidney reseller caught
http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/nyc-man-pleads-guilty-to-brokering-kidney-ob11-jpe_3973762

He just wanted to swing!
http://www.myfox8.com/news/ktla-man-stuck-in-swing,0,5941969.story

Chinese girl dies in hit-and-run that sparked outrage
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/10/21/us-china-girl-idUSTRE79K0HM20111021

Man making animal sounds shot
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/offbeat/Man-making-animal-noises-in-woods-shot

A whole new meaning to dropping late
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/09/27/13-year-old-girl-got-male-organs-in-a-week-dad/

Now now kids mommy has some shopping to do…now get into your kennels.
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE79P0UJ20111026?irpc=932

38 cats in man’s freezer.. see a running gag starting
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/09/27/crazy-world-38-frozen-cats-in-mans-freezer/

The new icebreaker for sex ed
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/student-discovers-x-rated-images-prize-bracelets

THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA MEAT!
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/bizarre/12005693666322/supersize-me-restaurant-offers-338-pound-burger/

Jerkin and Joe.
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/10/man_seeks_to_pleasure_himself.html

Shit 911…get rid of my mistress please!
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/10/man-calls-cops-on-craigslist-hookup-after-wife-arrives/

Firefighters get a ticket…wha?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2011/10/28/firefighters-ticketed_n_1063526.html

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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Totem Soup Episode 85: DEY TOOK UR JOBS!



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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – BOOTY ST0RE

Featured Music:
Columbus vs Captain Kirk. Epic Rap Battles of History #14
Robert Lund and Spaff.com – We Set the Dog on Fire

Freak Nasty News:
Pair Steals CDs, Finds Child Porn
http://www.kcra.com/r/29387289/detail.html

Pill that can wipe away bad memories? Scientists unfold the secrets of how the brain handles stress
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2044873/Pill-ease-bad-memories-scientists-discover-lipocalin-2-stress-link.html#ixzz1ZwdKie7a

Worlds hottest chilli eating contest leaves two in hospital, wiping butts with ice cream cones
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-15183070

Man Robs Jewelry Store While On Trial For Robbery
http://www.businessinsider.com/bizarre-crime-of-the-day-man-robs-jewelry-store-while-on-trial-for-robbery-2011-10#ixzz1Zwnog0os

Pennsylvania Couple Allegedly Locked Son in Coffin
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/10/04/pennsylvania-couple-charged-for-allegedly-locking-kid-in-coffin/

Condoms are being rushed to flood victims in Thailand. What exactly were they flooded with anyway?
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/breaking-news/condoms-rushed-to-thai-flood-victims/story-e6frg12u-1226159583154

WTF HOLYSHIT ITS JESUSWEEN!
http://jesusween.com/

“Chick,” 71, And Man, 54, Busted In Naked Car Romp
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/senior-citizen-car-sex-098713

Steve Jobs Is Dead:
http://gizmodo.com/5838847/steve-jobs-is-dead

Tribute to Steve Jobs:
1. Simplify
2. The power of “NO”
3. Money is overvalued
4. It’s not what you say; it’s how you say it
5. Recognize Good Ideas
6. Shun the Majority
7. Eat Your Own Lunch
8. Strive for perfection
9. Small Teams
10. Follow Your Heart

http://www.socialnomics.net/2011/10/05/steve-jobs-%E2%80%94-10-lessons-in-life-leadership/

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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Totem Soup Episode 83: A Tribute To Our Most Fucked State



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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – WHIP YO KIDS featuring Nice Peter

Featured Music:
Nice Peter – Mr T vs Mr Rogers

Freak Nasty News:
Accused drunk woman howls ‘like a dog,’ accosts PSL neighborhood
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2011/09/-a-woman-said-to.html

Cable installer masturbates in woman’s living room
http://venice.wtsp.com/news/weird/80552-cable-installer-masturbates-womans-living-room

Man in Keys accused of exposing himself through sunroof
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/florida/fl-dade-man-expose-20110912,0,1878758.story?track=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+sun-sentinel/news/local/florida+(Florida+News+/+South+Flori

Plastic surgeon establishes ‘fat bank’
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/plastic-surgeon-establishes-fat-bank

Wife spikes coffee with Xanax
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/wife-spikes-coffee-xanax

‘Vampire’ attacks man in wheelchair
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/vampire-attacks-man-wheelchair

Men in wigs accused of shoplifting feather boas, sequins, and feather boas
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/men-wigs-accused-shoplifting-feather-boas-sequins
and
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/crime/os-drag-queen-gang-shoplifters-20110919,0,3197519.story

Paraplegic hunter shoots himself in foot with crossbow, becomes pinned to ATV
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2011/09/paraplegic_hunter_shoots_himse.html

Mom with two uteruses has twins — one baby from each
http://www.tampabay.com/news/health/mother-with-uterus-didelphys-or-two-uteruses-has-twins-8212-one-baby-from/1192432

Revenge of the Fish: Barracuda jumps from water, severs Naples fisherman’s tendons with razor-sharp teeth – Barracuda:1, Fisherman:0
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/sep/19/local-man-claims-barracuda-attacks-him-jumps-boat/

Report: Undercover deputy uses rubber penis to bust prostitute | MUG
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2011/09/report_undercover_deputy_uses.html

Florida man accused of shooting wife
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/19/florida-man-accused-of-sh_n_970913.html

Largo 911 call: ‘Taco Bell won’t serve me tacos!’
http://www.baynews9.com/article/news/2011/september/312385/Largo-911-call:-Taco-Bell-wont-serve-me-tacos

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Talking Questions Podcast
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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Totem Soup Episode 82: The Cleveland Steamer Chainsaw Massacre Featuring Cry To The Blind



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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – PUPPET BREAK-UP

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Cry To The Blind
Jon Lamanna – Vocals, Guitar
Jesse Maty – Guitar, Vocals
Matt Spaker – Guitar, Vocals
Jason Telarico – Drums, Samples
Kory Maclauchlan – Bass Guitar
Genre: Rock
Record Label: None
Location: Rochester, NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Cry To The Blind on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Heartless
2.) Better Than Me
3.) Tear Apart
http://www.myspace.com/crytotheblind

Freak Nasty News:
Husband And Wife Arrested For Allegedly Shooting At Each Other
http://www.wchstv.com/newsroom/eyewitness/110904_6489.shtml

Police say son asks for money, punches dad in face
http://www.kctv5.com/story/15393799/police-say-son-asks-for-money-punches-dad-in-face

Wife licks husband’s ashes… regularly
http://www.emirates247.com/offbeat/wife-licks-husband-s-ashes-regularly-2011-08-09-1.412247

Vincent Tarvin Probably Wouldn’t Have Been Caught With Cocaine — But Then He Pulled Out His Penis…
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2011/09/vincent_tarvin_probably_wouldn.php

Seven dogs hungry for 14 days eat owner
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/09/07/seven-dogs-hungry-for-14-days-eat-owner/

Competition Brews To Become ‘World’s Heaviest Woman’ In Guinness World Records (KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/03/worlds-heaviest-woman_n_942546.html#s337433&title=Donna_Simpson

Daytona Beach police arrest 11 in prostitution sting
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/crime/os-daytona-prostitution-sting-20110906,0,4207071.story

Woman wants county to cover $1K hospital bill for cavity search
(Bad: Local drug task force thinks you’re concealing an ounce of heroin. Worse: They get a warrant for a body cavity search and find nothing. WINNING: Lady receives a $1,122 bill from the hospital for the search )
http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_18818776

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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Totem Soup Podcast Episode 80: Haters Gonna Hate Featuring Skinbound



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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Knytemare
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Darth Vader vs Hitler. Epic Rap Battles of History

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Skinbound
Rev. Alexander – Vocals
Mathew – Guitar
Philly b – Bass
Frank – Keys/Samples
Damon – Drums
Genre: Metal/Rock
Record Label: Skinbound LLC
Location: Buffalo, NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Skinbound on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Witch Hunt
2.) No God
3.) Devil May…
http://www.skinbound.us

Freak Nasty News:
G4S sacks pair who tagged offender’s false leg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-14705328

And who didn;t see this study failing??
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232787/Pornography-study-doomed-fail-scientists-single-man-hadnt-viewed-x-rated-material.html

Woman arrested after throwing flip-flop at husband’s crotch
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/flip-43137-woman-flop.html#ixzz1WcOoSSUg

10 year old Transgender
http://jezebel.com/transitioning/

Teacher defends double life as a porn film star
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/8731354/Teacher-defends-double-life-as-a-porn-film-star.html

a whole new meaning to having a snake in your pants
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2011/08/29/tsa-no-snakes-on-this-plane/

Man in domestic dispute decapitates self
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44335122/ns/us_news-life/

officer i swear it was lizzy borden’s ghost!!!
http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=149374

Cop gets it in on the job
http://jezebel.com/5836096/romantic-cop-caught-having-sex-on-hood-of-his-car-%5Bnsfw%5D

If he hadn’t been naked, cops might not have found raccoon
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44333581/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Brazilian boy dies after masturbating 42 times non-stop.
http://www.fm-base.co.uk/forum/general-chat/80739-brazilian-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-non-stop.html

I’ll stab you with a fork…in your anus little boy!
http://www.buffalonews.com/city/police-courts/courts/article539052.ece

Massage Parlor Mistrial Declared After Masseuse Recognizes Defense Lawyer as Client
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/massage_parlor_mistrial_declared_after_masseuse_recognizes_defense_lawyer_a

Cannibal, 21, confesses to making meatballs with his victim and posting video clips of him cooking online
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2031806/Cannibal-21-confesses-making-meatballs-victim-posting-video-clips-cooking-online.html#ixzz1Wj08kwVg

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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