Totem Soup Episode 79: Its Good For Your Skin AND Seals Pavement!

Posted on August 26, 2011 by Holytotemic

Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Brentalfloss – Tetris WITH LYRICS

Featured Music:
1) I Fight Dragons – Dont you
2) Aliceffekt – RAIN+BOW
3) Rickroll + Mario – I Fight Dragons

Freak Nasty News:
Angler catches scuba diver by his tackle (H)
http://www.wtfnews.org/nature/angler-catches-scuba-diver/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wtftop+%28WTF+News+|+Top+posts+feed%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

Do Not Name Your Wifi Network ‘FBI SURVEILLANCE VAN’ (M)
http://gawker.com/5832665/do-not-name-your-wifi-network-fbi-surveillance-van

A Baby thrown from parking garage (B)
http://www.myfoxla.com/dpp/news/local/cops%3A-baby-thrown-from-parking-garage-20110822

Woman arrested for attempting to sell her 5-year-old son (H)
http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/region_south_pinellas/seminole/woman-arrested-for-attempting-to-sell-her-5-year-old-son

Motorist shocked to see speeding ticket for going 1,623kph (M)
http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan/archives/2011/08/21/2003511293

Man inflamed over amputated penis (B)
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2011/08/23/18589546.html

Bull semen forces closure of interstate ramp (H)
http://www.wkrn.com/story/15313584/ramp-to-i-65s-closed

Facebook like button declared illegal (M)
http://www.wtfnews.org/science-technology/facebook-%C2%91like%C2%92-button-declared-illegal/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wtftop+%28WTF+News+|+Top+posts+feed%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

Why Susanne Eman wants to be the world’s fattest woman (B)
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/08/21/why-susanne-eman-wants-to-be-the-worlds-fattest-woman/

Woman turns up for job interview in Arizona to find employers dead (M)
http://www.wtfnews.org/wtf-general/woman-turns-up-for-job-interview-in-arizona-to-find-employers-dead/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wtftop+%28WTF+News+|+Top+posts+feed%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

Blind man sued for illegally downloading porn he can’t watch (H)
http://www.geek.com/articles/geek-cetera/blind-man-sued-for-illegally-downloading-porn-he-cant-watch-20110819/

‘Sex-Crazed Loser’ Crashes Into Adult Store, Steals $800 Vagina (B)
http://gawker.com/5833790/sex+crazed-loser-crashes-stolen-semi-into-adult-store-steals-800-vagina

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

Totem Soup Episode 78: Kali Paten Kampung Who’s Baby Was Born With No Bung…

Posted on August 18, 2011 by Holytotemic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Dr Seuss VS Shakespeare. Epic Rap Battles of History #12

Featured Music:
1) Bill Cosby Gangsta Rap
2) Einstein vs Stephen Hawking -Epic Rap Battles of History #7

Freak Nasty News:
(holytotemic)
Indian Baby Born Without An Anus
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/16/indian-baby-born-anus/

Russian Man Kills Wife With Homemade Missile
http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/russian-man-kills-wife-with-homemade-missile-20110812-ncx

(macsnapon)
Just when you thought placenta pills were bad enough.
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/05/dead-babies-main-ingredient-chinese-stamina-pill/

iPhone case looks like child’s severed hand
http://gadgetbox.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/08/04/7249826-creepy-iphone-case-looks-like-severed-kids-hand

(Bher)
Let him die@!!
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/crime/Mom-said-let-him-die-when-son-choked

Blow up doll left in boys locker, person accused to face 8 years in prison.
http://gawker.com/5818326/kid-faces-prison-term-for-leaving-sex-doll-in-high-school-locker-room

Bher’s Interview With The Totem Soup Crew On The FCC (FTFCC – F*** THE FCC)

Pre-Show Promo:

Totem Soup Podcast Episode 77: Pre-Gathering Interview With Aj Jordan Featuring Whitney Peyton!

Posted on August 12, 2011 by Holytotemic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – 8-BIT WORLD featuring Hoodie Allen

Interview With Aj Jordan The-Crescendo:
AJ Jordan will be performing at The Gathering Of The Juggalos late Friday night August 12th at 2AM! We here at Totem Soup decided to catch him on his way out the door to the event. Check him out:
www.AJJordan.net
www.L8Productions.com
www.TerrorTechnologies.com

Also featured tonight is a collaboration Aj Jordan did with Whitney Peyton called “Where’s Our Future?”:

Special thanks to Whitney for giving us the go to feature the track! Be sure to check her out:
whitneypeyton.com

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Six Year Productions
Travesty Pictures
Terror Technologies
Vapor Trail E-Cigarettes
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

Totem Soup Episode 76: I AM BATMAN!

Posted on August 5, 2011 by Holytotemic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Bart Baker – FRIDAY PARODY (REBECCA BLACK)

Featured Music:
1) Drew Jacobs – I’m Allergic To My Job
2) See No Evil – Fox News
3) The Damsels of Dorkington – I Kissed a Nerd

Freak Nasty News:
Holytotemic:
Man tries steal car, blames batman
http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/police-say-man-tries-to-steal-cops-car-blames-batman-ob11-jgr_3899409

Indian man has hysterectomy after doctors find uterus
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8675043/Indian-man-has-hysterectomy-after-doctors-find-uterus.html

8 year old drives drunk, sleeping dad
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/crime/8-year-old-drives-drunk%2C-sleeping-dad

Lee Co. inmate caught with drug stash in vagina
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43973441/ns/local_news-fort_myers_fl/

The service that will turn your loved one into live ammunition
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020543/Going-bang-The-service-turn-loved-live-ammunition.html

Granddad at 29… but hospital staff demand his ID because they think he’s too young to be the FATHER!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020801/Britains-youngest-grandparents-Shem-Davies-granddad-29-Kelly-John-granny-30.html

Messy burglar smears house, even dog with PB and J
http://www.seattlepi.com/local/komo/article/Messy-burglar-smears-house-even-dog-with-PB-and-J-1642072.php

Bherserk:
Cougar gets shot
http://gawker.com/5825139/womans-rowr-im-a-cougar-prank-results-in-gunfire

Plane crash leaves none harmed but the plane in two parts.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-14353610
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43954430/ns/world_news-americas/

Free pot if you vote.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/29/michigan-marijuana-clinic-free-weed_n_913118.html

Take my popsicle?! I’ll stab you with…that stick!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/29/ame-deal-killed-over-popsicle_n_913646.html#s318754&title=John_Allen

Australia has Movie grade shooting bad guys
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/sydney-teen-shot-in-leg-buttocks-and-hand/story-e6frf7l6-1226107188070

Bet you I can make a nuclear reactor…in my kitchen!
http://www.businessinsider.com/sweden-nuclear-reactor-angelholm-2011-8

The Adult Baby – National Geographic, 9pm
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2011/08/03/the-adult-baby-national-geographic-9pm-115875-23315210/

Macsnapon:
Food that dances
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/03/dancing-squid-rice-bowl-popular-dish-japan/

Chinese game show unknowingly features suspected murderers
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/02/chinese-dating-show-unknowingly-features-suspected-murderer/

Police order a man to stop wearing a bunny suit and stop scaring the kids
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43995315/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Mayor crushes illegally parked cars with a tank
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43986054/ns/world_news-weird_news/

Dunkin Donuts serves Coffee, donuts and sex.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43987286/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

Woman charged with dangling testicles
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43916124/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Six Year Productions
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

Totem Soup Episode 75: Soylent Green Tastes Like People Featuring Dave Jurenovich Project

Posted on July 30, 2011 by Holytotemic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – ROBOT BAR FIGHT

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Dave Jurenovich Project
Dave Jurenovich- Guitar, Vocals
Genre: Hard Rock/Grunge/Acoustic
Record Label: Unsigned
Location: Orchard Park, NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Dave Jurenovich Project on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Brick Wall (Instrumental)
2.) New Life
3.) Open Heart Surgery

Freak Nasty News:
Remains of man missing for 27 years discovered in bank chimney
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8667026/Remains-of-man-missing-for-27-years-discovered-in-bank-chimney.html

‘Jaws’ in Real Life: Great White Shark Jumps Into Boat in South Africa
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/07/21/jaws-in-real-life-great-white-shark-jumps-into-boat-in-south-africa/

US man tries to repair hernia with butter knife
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8664734/US-man-tries-to-repair-hernia-with-butter-knife.html

Failed Tokyo Love Hotel turned into hip apartment complex.
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/27/failed-tokyo-love-hotel-transformed-hip-apartment-complex/

Jailer convicted of smuggling blades in tacos
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/7671390.html

Robert Morris Shipped Meth In Meow Mix Bag, According To Florida Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/22/robert-morris-meth-meow-mix_n_906627.html#s312490&title=Dumb_Crime_Masterminds

Mom accidentally shoots 12-year-old daughter
http://www.pe.com/localnews/stories/PE_News_Local_webgirlshot.675b9f00.html

Cannibalism reported in North Korean Document
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/26/cannibalism-north-korea-reported-official-document/

Couple in China Buys Video Games by Selling Their Kids
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/25/couple-china-buys-video-games-selling-kids/

Man shoots 55 sled dogs, arranges their corpses into star-shaped patterns, threatens cop with shotgun, and then it gets weird
http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/montana/article_3254cd52-2cec-5f8a-9f8a-7a16e3131c8d.html

Mayor claims pot is not hers.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/27/marijuana-found-in-oak-hill-mayors-yard_n_910979.html

Girls as young as seven are being offered pole dancing lessons at a gym
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2018935/Pole-dancing-lessons-Pictures-girls-aged-7-posted-gyms-Facebook-page.html