Totem Soup Episode 63: G-Strings And C-Rings Featuring Redfield





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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon

Intro Music: Devo Spice – I Hate Mondays

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Redfield
Travis Bartlett- vocals
Matt Hicks-drums
Nick Roberts-lead guitar
Kyle Paro-bass
Todd Pfluger- guitar
Genre: 2-step / Hardcore / Metal
Record Label: Unsigned
Location: Pulaski, NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Redfield on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh new group!
Tracks featured:
1.) The Devil Inside Miss. Jones
2.) Devastation Compromise
3.) Oh Wait, That’s Not A Bear, That’s Your Mom
http://www.facebook.com/redfieldmusic

Freak Nasty News:
Homeowner is crystal clear in posted warning
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/7527996.html

Misaddressed marijuana goes to elderly Pa. couple
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42748646/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Forget toilet paper — Seattle house was Peeped
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42732789/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Mother Sells Breast Milk to Beat Credit Crunch
http://www.odditycentral.com/news/mother-sells-breast-milk-to-beat-credit-crunch.html

Young Brit Finds Jesus in a Frying Pan
http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/young-brit-finds-jesus-in-a-frying-pan.html

Easter lark turns fatal
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/easter-lark-turns-fatal/story-e6frg6nf-1226044733547

Pensacola man admits to robbing Foley bank, returning to retrieve stickup note
http://blog.al.com/live/2011/04/pensacola_man_admits_to_robbin.html

Convicted sex offender arrested at East Missoula egg hunt
http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/montana/article_6a59f162-6f41-11e0-9204-001cc4c002e0.html

Former Russian Stripper Broke Into Google
http://www.tomsguide.com/us/vera-svenchina-stripper-google-stalker,news-10921.html

Teen bitten by shark near Carnarvon, WA, after trying to feed it
http://www.news.com.au/national/teen-attacked-by-shark-while-cleaning-fish/story-e6frfkxi-1226044056070#ixzz1KZCkgqNG

Man Arrested In Raiders Jacket, G-String
http://www.kcra.com/r/27653871/detail.html

Florida: “Our most…”
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/04/24/florida-americas-weirdest-state/

Jury acquits man of stealing a hot dog.
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/04/27/jury-acquits-man-of-stealing-99-cent-hot-dog/

Kohler releases the $6,000 toilet, NUMI – Includes Touchscreen Remote
http://kohler.com/numi/

San Francisco may vote on ban to male circumcision
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110427/od_nm/us_circumcision_ban

Chinese cat gives birth to puppy?
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/04/26/impossible-news-china-cat-birth-puppy/

Deadliest Place on Earth: 10 Disneyland Rides with Blood on Their Tracks
http://www.totallyoffbeat.com/deadliest-place-on-earth-10-disneyland-rides-with-blood-on-their-tracks/

Suspect Handcuffed to Chair Escapes Buffalo, NY, Police
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/04/27/suspect-handcuffed-to-chair-escapes-buffalo-ny-police/

Indecent sculptures for the Helpless Elderly
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/04/25/indecent-sculpture-sake-elderly/

Green Eggs and Ham? How about Blue Meat?
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/04/24/meat-glows-blue-shanghai/

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Six Year Productions
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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System is going down….

Here are the lyrics:

The kombucha mushroom people
Sitting around all day
Who can believe you?
Who can believe you?
Let your mother pray

Sugar, sugar

I’m not there all the time you know
Some people, some people, some people
Call it insane, yeah they call it insane
I play Russian Roulette everyday, a man’s sport
With a bullet called life, yeah mama called life
You know that every time I try to go
Where I really want to be
It’s already where I am
‘Cause I’m already there

The kombucha mushroom people
Sitting around all day
Who can believe you?
Who can believe you?
Let your mother pray

Sugar

I got a gun the other day from Sako
It’s cute, small, fits right in my pocket
Yeah, right in my pocket
My girl, you know, she lashes out at me sometimes
And I just fucking kick her, and then
ooh baby She’s okay
People are always chasing me down
Trying to push my face to the ground
Where all they really want to do
Is suck out my mother fucking brains, my brains

The kombucha mushroom people
Sitting around all day
Who can believe you?
Who can believe you?
Let your mother pray

I sit, in my desolate room, no lights, no music
Just anger, I’ve killed everyone
I’m away forever, but I’m feeling better

How do I feel? What do I say?
Fuck you, it all goes away
How do I feel? What do I say?
Fuck you, it all goes away
How do I feel? What do I say?
In the end it all goes away
How do I feel? What do I say?
In the end it all goes away
How do I feel? What do I say?
In the end it all goes away
How do I feel? What do I say?
In the end it all goes away
How do I feel? What do I say?
In the end it all goes away
How do I feel? What do I say?
In the end it all goes away
In the end it all goes away
In the end it all goes away

Heres my Video Breakdown:
Kombucha is a fermented tea that is often imbibed for medicinal purposes. Kombucha is available commercially and can be made at home by fermenting tea using a visible, solid mass of yeast and bacteria called a kombucha culture or “mushroom”. The heath benefits are all wild claims and not one is proven. According to legend kombucha is a mushroom you can make a special tea out of that makes you immortal. The story originated in Asia during the Chinese Tsin dynasty in 212BC. This Eastern Tea was referred to as the Remedy for Immortality or the tea of Immortality. After smashing the dictatorship you are, in a way, immortal, because you can’t be sentenced to death any minute now and people will always remember you as their savior.

Now with that out of the way, The roots of this song are based in the book ’1984′ by George Orwell. In short: It’s about someone living in a dictatorship or another government that suppresses the people, and he is one of the kombucha mushroom people, who want to bring down the government and reclaim freedom for everybody. In the end, he kills all the tyrannic rulers and is therefore incarcerated and sentenced to death, but after all, he is feeling better because the end of dictatorship is near.

“I sit, in my desolate room, no lights, no music
Just anger, I’ve killed everyone
I’m away forever, but I’m feeling better”

The video begins with a reenactment from the movie Network of a news reporter saying:
“Good evening, I’m Eric Olas. NATO forces bomb Serbia and Kosovo. An unidentified man is being held for questioning by the FBI for suspected links to last month’s biological virus deaths. In local news, a dog named Hero takes the grand prize at the annual- I wish I could tell you more pertinent news, but we’re in a rating system here, and the key factor is ‘sensationalism’. They’ve got you running in circles, 9 to 5, *static, then TV image resets* and 5 to 9… you’re mine! I tell you what they want you to know, and you consider it the truth. Nobody is opening their eyes! Our global economy is depleting the world of our lives and natural resources! AND ARE YOU HAPPY?! COME ON! I WORK FOR THE SYSTEM!” Unfortunately the video I decided to go with had that portion cut.

In the video you see the line “Aspartame kills!” every time ‘Sugar’ is said. In the novel “1984″ you can’t get any sugar anywhere, only aspartame or saccharine, because it’s claimed by the members of the inner party. The Inner Party upper class of Oceanian society enjoy the highest standard of living. The antagonist O’Brien, resides in a clean and comfortable apartment, with a pantry well stocked with quality foodstuffs (wine, coffee, sugar, etc.), denied to the general populace, the Outer Party and the Proles, who consume synthetic foodstuffs; liquor, Victory Gin, aspartame and cigarettes are of low quality. Also, aspartame has been linked to people having uncontrollable homicidal tendencies, and an increase in the numbers of brain tumors as suggested in a report by the World Health Organization. In the lyrics Serj makes reference to violence: ‘My girlfriend she lashes out sometimes and then I just fucking kick her then baby, she’s ok.

The lyric “I got a gun the other day from Sako. It’s cute, small, fits right in my pocket. Yeah, right in my pocket” is a reference to Sako Finland. SAKO, Limited is a Finnish firearm manufacturer located in Riihimäki. I’ve heard a lot of the theories on who sako is, this is the only one that makes sense…and im the one who came up with it.

In the long and short, i think the song is about pulling people’s focus from the real issues by placing fear in insignificant things. It always amazes me when huge things are going on economically and nationally…then swine flu happens, and everyone forgets for a bit. Huh, Wha, War? But the swine flu will get me!

But that’s just my two cents.

Hooters Waitress Fired For Being Fat?

Hooters is being served with a lawsuit by a former Detroit-area employee who says she was told to agree to lose weight or lose her job. Cassandra Smith said Hooters violated Michigan law when it placed her on 30-day weight probation earlier this month. She resigned as a result.

Smith’s lawsuit, filed Monday in Macomb County Circuit Court, says she received good reviews while working at the Roseville restaurant. But on May 14, she says she was told to lose weight to improve her looks. Smith said she weighs 132 pounds, 13 pounds less than when she was recruited in 2008. Hooters’ servers wear tank tops and tight shorts. Atlanta-based Hooters of America says it has not seen the lawsuit but insists it doesn’t enforce a weight requirement.

In a video statement, Cassandra Smith commented that she was told that her uniform was “not properly fitting anymore” . A seemingly callow remark implying that her uniform did fit at one point in her career as a Hooters waitress. To me, when a uniform, bridal gown, prom dress, business suit — clothes — no longer fit, it is a clear indication that you are putting on weight.

Cassandra Smith does not have a valid case. Ms. Smith is free to work anywhere else in this great country of freedom and choice, assuming her new employer does not have “standards.” As I’ve said before, if one willingly applies to work at an establishment where image is among the top requirements, then the applicant does indeed have an obligation to uphold that deal; handshake or contract. Cassandra Smith appears to be squatting on the “acceptance bandwagon” and might very well gain support from others who myopically interpret this as an unjust social rights violation.

I personally applaud Hooters; not only are they preventing Cassandra Smith from rolling down a hill headed towards obesity (pun intended) at an early age, but they are upholding their own corporate standards as being “delightfully tacky yet unrefined.”

Totem Soup Back Online!

All right folks got internet back and I’m rearing to start this podcast back up. contact me any way you can with some ideas and whatnot and lets kick this pig tonight!