Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Bart Baker – FRIDAY PARODY (REBECCA BLACK)

Featured Music:
1) Drew Jacobs – I’m Allergic To My Job
2) See No Evil – Fox News
3) The Damsels of Dorkington – I Kissed a Nerd

Freak Nasty News:
Holytotemic:
Man tries steal car, blames batman
http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/police-say-man-tries-to-steal-cops-car-blames-batman-ob11-jgr_3899409

Indian man has hysterectomy after doctors find uterus
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8675043/Indian-man-has-hysterectomy-after-doctors-find-uterus.html

8 year old drives drunk, sleeping dad
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/crime/8-year-old-drives-drunk%2C-sleeping-dad

Lee Co. inmate caught with drug stash in vagina
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43973441/ns/local_news-fort_myers_fl/

The service that will turn your loved one into live ammunition
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020543/Going-bang-The-service-turn-loved-live-ammunition.html

Granddad at 29… but hospital staff demand his ID because they think he’s too young to be the FATHER!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020801/Britains-youngest-grandparents-Shem-Davies-granddad-29-Kelly-John-granny-30.html

Messy burglar smears house, even dog with PB and J
http://www.seattlepi.com/local/komo/article/Messy-burglar-smears-house-even-dog-with-PB-and-J-1642072.php

Bherserk:
Cougar gets shot
http://gawker.com/5825139/womans-rowr-im-a-cougar-prank-results-in-gunfire

Plane crash leaves none harmed but the plane in two parts.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-14353610
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43954430/ns/world_news-americas/

Free pot if you vote.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/29/michigan-marijuana-clinic-free-weed_n_913118.html

Take my popsicle?! I’ll stab you with…that stick!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/29/ame-deal-killed-over-popsicle_n_913646.html#s318754&title=John_Allen

Australia has Movie grade shooting bad guys
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/sydney-teen-shot-in-leg-buttocks-and-hand/story-e6frf7l6-1226107188070

Bet you I can make a nuclear reactor…in my kitchen!
http://www.businessinsider.com/sweden-nuclear-reactor-angelholm-2011-8

The Adult Baby – National Geographic, 9pm
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2011/08/03/the-adult-baby-national-geographic-9pm-115875-23315210/

Macsnapon:
Food that dances
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/03/dancing-squid-rice-bowl-popular-dish-japan/

Chinese game show unknowingly features suspected murderers
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/02/chinese-dating-show-unknowingly-features-suspected-murderer/

Police order a man to stop wearing a bunny suit and stop scaring the kids
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43995315/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Mayor crushes illegally parked cars with a tank
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43986054/ns/world_news-weird_news/

Dunkin Donuts serves Coffee, donuts and sex.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43987286/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

Woman charged with dangling testicles
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43916124/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Six Year Productions
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…