Totem Soup Podcast Episode 104: Can’t Get Pregnant If The Politician Is An Idiot.



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Tonights Music:
Sprung Monkey – So Cal Loco
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHYeUKHCMZU&feature=g-wl

Your Favorite Martian – JUMP AROUND (House Of Pain cover)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRvKDTYIRYE&list=PL64EC6401B56A36B7&index=2&feature=plcp

Freak Nasty News:
Pizza is a vegetable
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45306416/ns/health-diet_and_nutrition/t/pizza-vegetable-congress-says-yes/#.UDazXaB1es0

Apple,Samsung,and Google…OH MY!
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/25/technology/jury-reaches-decision-in-apple-samsung-patent-trial.html
and
http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/technology/googles-motorola-files-new-suit-against-apple/2012/08/20/5722c028-eabb-11e1-9ddc-340d5efb1e9c_story.html

BRING ON THE MONKEYS!!!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/20/coley-mitchell-drunk-monkeys_n_1810998.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Nothing like having your cake.. and eating it too… to bad the frosting tastes like shit
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/21/tina-norris-james-barfield-swinger-orgy_n_1817413.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Potty protest!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/21/toilet-protest-australia_n_1818852.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Banter:
If the rape is real, you can’t be pregnant
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/08/21/todd-akin-challenged-by-doctors-on-rape-and-pregnancy/

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Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3

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Totem Soup Episode 98: Gravy On Your Monkey Wrench



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Intro Music:
This A.M. Static – “Wash”
Today’s intro music was used with full permission from the artist! Check them out and buy the track so they can release the rest!
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Featured Music:
Rappy McRapperson – This Ones For The Kids
Rappy McRapperson – THE LICK YOUR OWN BUTTHOLE PARTY DANCE!!

Freak Nasty News:
Gay porn mistakenly played at church
http://gizmodo.com/5898382/priest-accidentally-plays-hardcore-gay-porn-slideshow-to-congregation

Gravy-wrestling model suffers horrific facial injuries after being hit with monkey wrench when she interrupted a friend having sex
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2126006/Gravy-wrestling-model-hit-face-monkey-wrench-finding-friend-having-sex-sofa.html

Deputies: Shots fired at Augusta Waffle House stemmed from Facebook
http://www.wrdw.com/home/headlines/Shots_fired_at_Waffle_House_on_Wrightsboro_Rd_146400585.html

Resident charged with shaking ‘his wee-wee’
http://www.alligator.org/news/local/article_c8469b94-7fae-11e1-ba5f-001a4bcf887a.html

Naked woman with history of breast, buttocks offenses nabbed in Vero Beach (florida)
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2012/04/-the-vero-beach-man.html

Man Wearing Little Black Dress Arrested For Exposing Himself To Children
http://www.wtfnews.org/world-news/man-wearing-little-black-dress-arrested-for-exposing-himself-to-children/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wtftop+%28WTF+News+%7C+Top+posts+feed%29

Brooklyn Man Killed and Dismembered Roommate Because He Was Noisy
http://www.wtfnews.org/world-news/brooklyn-man-killed-and-dismembered-roommate-because-he-was-noisy/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wtftop+%28WTF+News+%7C+Top+posts+feed%29

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Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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Totem Soup Episode 78: Kali Paten Kampung Who’s Baby Was Born With No Bung…



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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Dr Seuss VS Shakespeare. Epic Rap Battles of History #12

Featured Music:
1) Bill Cosby Gangsta Rap
2) Einstein vs Stephen Hawking -Epic Rap Battles of History #7

Freak Nasty News:
(holytotemic)
Indian Baby Born Without An Anus
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/16/indian-baby-born-anus/

Russian Man Kills Wife With Homemade Missile
http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/russian-man-kills-wife-with-homemade-missile-20110812-ncx

(macsnapon)
Just when you thought placenta pills were bad enough.
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/05/dead-babies-main-ingredient-chinese-stamina-pill/

iPhone case looks like child’s severed hand
http://gadgetbox.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/08/04/7249826-creepy-iphone-case-looks-like-severed-kids-hand

(Bher)
Let him die@!!
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/crime/Mom-said-let-him-die-when-son-choked

Blow up doll left in boys locker, person accused to face 8 years in prison.
http://gawker.com/5818326/kid-faces-prison-term-for-leaving-sex-doll-in-high-school-locker-room

Bher’s Interview With The Totem Soup Crew On The FCC (FTFCC – F*** THE FCC)

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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Totem Soup Episode 76: I AM BATMAN!



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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Bart Baker – FRIDAY PARODY (REBECCA BLACK)

Featured Music:
1) Drew Jacobs – I’m Allergic To My Job
2) See No Evil – Fox News
3) The Damsels of Dorkington – I Kissed a Nerd

Freak Nasty News:
Holytotemic:
Man tries steal car, blames batman
http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/police-say-man-tries-to-steal-cops-car-blames-batman-ob11-jgr_3899409

Indian man has hysterectomy after doctors find uterus
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8675043/Indian-man-has-hysterectomy-after-doctors-find-uterus.html

8 year old drives drunk, sleeping dad
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/crime/8-year-old-drives-drunk%2C-sleeping-dad

Lee Co. inmate caught with drug stash in vagina
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43973441/ns/local_news-fort_myers_fl/

The service that will turn your loved one into live ammunition
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020543/Going-bang-The-service-turn-loved-live-ammunition.html

Granddad at 29… but hospital staff demand his ID because they think he’s too young to be the FATHER!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020801/Britains-youngest-grandparents-Shem-Davies-granddad-29-Kelly-John-granny-30.html

Messy burglar smears house, even dog with PB and J
http://www.seattlepi.com/local/komo/article/Messy-burglar-smears-house-even-dog-with-PB-and-J-1642072.php

Bherserk:
Cougar gets shot
http://gawker.com/5825139/womans-rowr-im-a-cougar-prank-results-in-gunfire

Plane crash leaves none harmed but the plane in two parts.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-14353610
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43954430/ns/world_news-americas/

Free pot if you vote.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/29/michigan-marijuana-clinic-free-weed_n_913118.html

Take my popsicle?! I’ll stab you with…that stick!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/29/ame-deal-killed-over-popsicle_n_913646.html#s318754&title=John_Allen

Australia has Movie grade shooting bad guys
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/sydney-teen-shot-in-leg-buttocks-and-hand/story-e6frf7l6-1226107188070

Bet you I can make a nuclear reactor…in my kitchen!
http://www.businessinsider.com/sweden-nuclear-reactor-angelholm-2011-8

The Adult Baby – National Geographic, 9pm
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2011/08/03/the-adult-baby-national-geographic-9pm-115875-23315210/

Macsnapon:
Food that dances
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/03/dancing-squid-rice-bowl-popular-dish-japan/

Chinese game show unknowingly features suspected murderers
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/02/chinese-dating-show-unknowingly-features-suspected-murderer/

Police order a man to stop wearing a bunny suit and stop scaring the kids
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43995315/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Mayor crushes illegally parked cars with a tank
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43986054/ns/world_news-weird_news/

Dunkin Donuts serves Coffee, donuts and sex.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43987286/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

Woman charged with dangling testicles
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43916124/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Six Year Productions
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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Totem Soup Episode 62: Happy Rabbit Pooping Jellybeans Day Featuring I.Am.Angelo





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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon

Intro Music: Robert Lund “I’m Everything” Michael Bublé Parody

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: I.AM.ANGELO
www.facebook.com/iamangelomusic
Genre: Alternative\Dance
Record Label: Unsigned
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to I.AM.ANGELO on iTunes listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh new group!
Tracks featured:
1.) In This Nightclub (Instrumental Dance Track)
2.) Symphony
3.) Shilouette

Freak Nasty News:
Man tries to light hearing aid, thinking it’s cigarette
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2011/04/report-jensen-man-tries-to-light-hearing-aid-apparently-confusing-it-with-cigarette-after-half-bottl.html

Woman crashes car while brushing teeth
http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/woman-crashes-car-while-brushing-teeth/story-e6frflri-1226034218449

Man steals Krispy Kreme truck, says he was tired
http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/man-steals-krispy-kreme-truck-says-he-was-tired/story-e6frflri-1226032728686

Nurse advises suicide…
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/04/06/crazy-world-nurse-advises-suicide/

Special Delivery! Oregon Mailman Caught Defecating in Citizen’s Yard
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/04/18/special-delivery-oregon-mailman-caught-defecating-in-citizens/
(clearly he should have used the mailbox)

Hong Kong debuts its first 3D erotic film
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110414/od_nm/us_hongkong_porn

Man Bites Dog, Then Sues Over Police Canine’s Act
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/04/16/man-bites-dog-then-sues-over-police-canines-act/

World’s Fattest 4-Year-Old Offered Free Treatment in Hong Kong
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/04/16/worlds-fattest-4-year-old-offered-free-treatment-in-hong-kong/

News:
Apple sues Samsung for ‘copying’ the iPhone and iPad
http://www.engadget.com/2011/04/18/apple-sues-samsung-over-for-copying-the-iphone-and-ipad/

Wii 2 Will Rock You – Maybe
http://www.technewsworld.com/story/Wii-2-Will-Rock-You—Maybe-72278.html

Lawsuit Questioning Taco Bell’s Beef Is Dropped
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/04/18/lawsuit-questioning-taco-bells-beef-is-dropped/

The Obamas 2010 Income Falls to $1.7 Million
http://www.dailyfinance.com/2011/04/18/obamas-tax-return-income-down/

Man takes backhoe on drunken joyride
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42649154/ns/us_news-weird_news/

NFL receiver arrested for Viagra possession
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/mc-nfl-player-arrest-cn-20110404,0,829006.story?obref=obnetwork

Smoke bomb ends Hitler birthday party
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-hitler-birthday-lyons-20110418,0,2992932.story?obref=obinsite

Camel meat could become newest Australian export
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110418/od_nm/us_australia_camels

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Six Year Productions
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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