Totem Soup Episode 97: Spybook Employment Failure

Posted on April 4, 2012 by Holytotemic

Intro Music:
Rappy McRapperson – Five Big Boners Wiggling in Your Grandma’s Face

Featured Music:
Bo Burnham – Oh Bo
Bo Burnham – words, words, words.

Tonights Topic:
If You Want A Job, You May Have To Turn Over Your Facebook Password
http://www.businessinsider.com/empoyers-ask-for-facebook-password-2012-3

Great retort:
http://yro.slashdot.org/story/12/03/23/1623255/facebook-legal-action-against-employers-asking-for-your-password?utm_source=feedburnerGoogle+Feedfetcher&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Slashdot%2Fslashdot+%28Slashdot%29&utm_content=Google+Feedfetcher

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Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

Totem Soup Episode 72: Weasel Punch! Featuring Something Orange

Posted on July 8, 2011 by Holytotemic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Casey Anthony Parody Rap ft Fabolous – You Be Killin Em

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Something Orange
Matt Christ – Guitar/Vocals
Patrick Collette – Guitar/Vocals
Jarrod Cone – Drums
Brooks DeLaVergne – Bass/Keys
Genre: garage rock + unknown variable
Record Label: none
Location: Batavia, Ny
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Something Orange on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh new group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Can’t Go Home
2.) Drunk Muppet
3.) Didn’t Have a Chance
4.) In a Rush

Freak Nasty News:
Woman ‘tried to sneak inmate out of prison in suitcase’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/mexico/8617302/Woman-tried-to-sneak-inmate-out-of-prison-in-suitcase.html

Prosecutor: Inn killer said he smothered victim during sex act
http://riverheadnewsreview.timesreview.com/2011/06/17689/accused-budget-host-inn-killer-strangled-victim-during-oral-sex/

Motorcyclist Dies on Ride Protesting Helmet Laws
http://www.wgrz.com/news/article/126564/37/Motorcyclist-Dies-on-Ride-Protesting-Helmet-Laws

Man sentenced for raping disabled woman
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/crime/Man-sentenced-for-raping-disabled-woman

Man charged with stabbing his mother to death after telling police he killed her…then calling back to say she had ‘committed suicide’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2011290/Man-charged-stabbing-mother-death-telling-police-killed–calling-say-committed-suicide.html

Accused gyrating teen jailed following Palm City genital display
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2011/07/accused-gyrating-teen-jailed-following-palm-city-genital-display.html

Sex offender admits exposing self at stores
http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-allentown-flasher-20110704,0,2447985.story

Weasel Assault
http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/story?section=news/bizarre&id=8179362

Hooters Field Trip
http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/story?section=news/bizarre&id=8163753

CICADA ICE CREAM
http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/story?section=news/bizarre&id=8179362

Chinese Girl Allegedly Offers Her Virginity in Exchange for an iPhone 4
http://www.odditycentral.com/news/chinese-girl-allegedly-offers-her-virginity-in-exchange-for-an-iphone-4.html

Man sent to jail for crushing puppy
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/crime/Man-sent-to-jail-for-crushing-puppy

Man Accused Of Fondling Children At Church
http://www.wftv.com/news/28446394/detail.html

Cocaine Cut With Animal De-Wormer Sickens Users
http://www.ktla.com/search/ktla-tainted-cocaine,0,4288609.story

Open Letter Of The Week:
Open letter to Time Warner Cable
http://eugenemirman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Screen-shot-2011-05-25-at-6.53.40-PM.png

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Six Year Productions
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

Totem Soup Episode 71: Screwed The Pooch Featuring Mista Perez

Posted on July 1, 2011 by Holytotemic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – FIGHT TO WIN featuring DeStorm

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Mista Perez
Genre: Latin / Pop / R&B
Record Label: No Image Studios
Location: Buffalo NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Mista Perez on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh new group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Mista Perez & J Heat – Real World
2.) Mista Perez – Music is Therapy (Prod By Ric & Tha Deus)
3.) Mista Perez – Your Version Of Love

Birthday shoutout! Birthday Boy Mel Brooks Turns 85!!!
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/2011/06/mel_brooks_best_musical_number.php

Freak Nasty News:
Woman Suffers Heart Attack After Waking Up At Own Funeral, Dies Again (H)
http://www.wpix.com/news/wpix-woman-wakes-up-at-her-own-funeral,0,5313450.story

Man pronounced dead returns to life. (M)
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/06/28/malaysia-man-pronounced-dead-returns-life-2/

Senior Citizen Uses HIV Status to Rob Bank (B)
http://allweirdnews.com/

Police allegedly sprayed with woman’s breast milk (H)
http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/police-allegedly-sprayed-with-womans-breast-milk/story-e6frflri-1226083219921
and
(M) http://news.yahoo.com/woman-sprays-police-breast-milk-145515781.html

Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest Establishes Women’s Table (M)
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/06/29/womens-hot-dog-eating-contest_n_885622.html

Terrorists Learn to Bake (B)
http://allweirdnews.com/

Utah man updated Facebook status during standoff (H)
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/nation/7621015.html

Man arrested for smoking bong while driving van full of kids. (M)
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/06/29/phillip-winters-bong_n_887080.html#s297062&title=Mug_Shot_Handy

Pub serves shots of apple flavoured horse semen (B)
http://newslite.tv/

Man arrested for trying to have sex with family dog (H)
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/family-41357-sex-springs.html

Homeless Man Shaun Fawster Charged With Crime For Charging Cellphone (M)
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/06/29/homeless-man-shaun-fawster_n_887224.html

New way to cut hedges (B)
http://newslite.tv/2011/06/29/man-trims-his-hedge-with-a-cha.html#more

Now available in Taichung: Penis-shaped sausage snacks! (H)
http://shanghaiist.com/2011/06/28/penis_snacks.php?gallery0Pic=2

Tickling Spa opens in Spain (M)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/29/tickle-spa-opens-in-spain_n_887120.html?ir=Weird+News

Subway Masturbator Captured on Camera (H)
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/06/subway_masturbator_nyc.php

Indonesian Golf Caddies double as Prostitutes (M)
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/06/29/indonesian-golf-caddies-double-prostitutes/

Dirty doc may have licence revoked again (H)
http://www.torontosun.com/2011/06/27/dirty-doc-may-have-licence-revoked-again

Open Letter Of The Week:
Open letter to masturbating residents of Durham U. (M)
http://www.bannedstuff.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/funny-letter.jpg

Pre-Show Promo:

Totem Soup Episode 69: C-Cups Of Tea Featuring The Rabies

Posted on June 17, 2011 by Holytotemic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – Tig Ol’ Bitties

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: The Rabies
Lexi Lawsuit – Vocals
Bobbi Hatchet – Bass
Dr. Sik – Guitar
Jimmy Fiction – Drums
Del Muerto – Keys/rhythm guitar
Genre: Horror rock
Record Label: Vodka Distillery Records
Location: Buffalo NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to The Rabies on Interpunk listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh new group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Eleanor
2.) Ghost in the Graveyard
3.) Vampyre’s Kiss
http://www.facebook.com/TheRabiesNY?sk=app_2405167945

Freak Nasty News:
Man Sues Jail Because They Won’t Cut Off His Penis To Fulfill His Sex Change
http://ru-crazy.com/2011/06/07/man-sues-jail-because-they-wont-cut-off-his-penis-to-fulfill-his-sex-change-wtf/

Man with Bat Vs. Man with Chainsaw… You’ll never guess who won.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43414756/ns/local_news-washington_dc/

Flying bear kills 2?
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/green/wildlife-news/110609/canada-wildlife-news-flying-black-bear-car-accident

Flea Collar your workers day.
http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/casino-staff-forced-to-wear-flea-collars/story-e6frflri-1226062003533

Man takes his Mannequin-Wife on New York Walking Tour
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/06/15/new-york-man-ned-nefer-on-walking-with-mannequin-teagan_n_876827.html

Excuse me? Drunken driver’s ‘I didn’t fart’ defense fails on appeal
http://www.adn.com/2011/06/09/1907691/excuse-me-drunken-drivers-i-didnt.html

5 year old murderer?!?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/10/five-year-old-murder-suspect_n_875217.html

Ben & Jerry’s Schweddy Balls
http://scoop.today.com/_news/2011/06/14/6856345-is-ben-jerrys-planning-a-schweddy-balls-ice-cream

Frustrated man cuts off penis
http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201106081304231

Now that’s Virgin Tea!
http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/index.html

Ladies.. Hef is available again… Hef gets dumped at the altar.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110615/en_nm/us_hefner;_ylt=AsBVX26Z0_32S.PIlhNbHQx2wPIE;_ylu=X3oDMTMzcGVkaHNwBGFzc2V0A25tLzIwMTEwNjE1L3VzX2hlZm5lcgRjY29kZQN0b3BnbXB0b3AyMDBwb29sBGNwb3MDMwRwb3MDMwRzZWMDeW5fdG9wX3N0b3JpZXMEc2xrA3BsYXlib3lmb3VuZA–

Greenhouse Gas Pains: Shoot the Farting Camels?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20110609/sc_livescience/greenhousegaspainsshootthefartingcamels

BK Attacks Japan With Mini Spam Burgers For Women
http://consumerist.com/2011/06/bk-attacks-japan-with-mini-spam-burgers.html

Girl Gets 152 Facebook Friends Tattooed on Her Arm
http://www.odditycentral.com/videos/girls-gets-152-facebook-friends-tattooed-on-her-arm.html

Pre-Show Promo:

Totem Soup Episode 66: I Don’t Like Green Eggs And Wizz Featuring Siegewyrm

Posted on May 27, 2011 by Holytotemic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Jase
Bherzerk

Intro Music: Facebook Anthem

Freak Nasty News Outro: DJ Joe Korea feat. MCCM & EZ Mac – Nerds for Life

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Siegewyrm
Shawn Beagle-Vocals
Jared Pease-Guitar/Backing Vox
Daryl Kempf-Guitar
Derek Schwarzkopf-Bass
David Digby-Drums
Genre: Metal
Record Label: Unsigned
Location: Buffalo, NY.
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Siegewyrm on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh new group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Into The Lair
2.) Unnatural Condition