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Totem Soup Podcast Episode 104: Can’t Get Pregnant If The Politician Is An Idiot.

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Tonights Music:
Sprung Monkey – So Cal Loco
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHYeUKHCMZU&feature=g-wl

Your Favorite Martian – JUMP AROUND (House Of Pain cover)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRvKDTYIRYE&list=PL64EC6401B56A36B7&index=2&feature=plcp

Freak Nasty News:
Pizza is a vegetable
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45306416/ns/health-diet_and_nutrition/t/pizza-vegetable-congress-says-yes/#.UDazXaB1es0

Apple,Samsung,and Google…OH MY!
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/25/technology/jury-reaches-decision-in-apple-samsung-patent-trial.html
and
http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/technology/googles-motorola-files-new-suit-against-apple/2012/08/20/5722c028-eabb-11e1-9ddc-340d5efb1e9c_story.html

BRING ON THE MONKEYS!!!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/20/coley-mitchell-drunk-monkeys_n_1810998.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Nothing like having your cake.. and eating it too… to bad the frosting tastes like shit
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/21/tina-norris-james-barfield-swinger-orgy_n_1817413.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Potty protest!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/21/toilet-protest-australia_n_1818852.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Banter:
If the rape is real, you can’t be pregnant
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/08/21/todd-akin-challenged-by-doctors-on-rape-and-pregnancy/

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Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3

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Totem Soup Episode 99: Get Down With That Old Ass!

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Intro Music:
College Humor – Be Our Bachelor

Featured Music:
Devo Spice – Devo, Are You Shoebox

Freak Nasty News:
woman with 2 vaginas turn down $1m porn deal
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2012-01-20/woman-with-two-vaginas-turns-down-1-million-offer-to-do-porn/

oh baby baby STOP!! beiber music used to torture students into raising funds
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2011/12/baby-baby-stop-school-uses-justin-bieber-music-to-force-charity-donations/

If you’re an aspiring female car thief, remember never to: A) Exceed the speed limit once you get on the highway, B) Drive recklessly or C) Pull over to the side of the highway and take a dump [Florida]
http://www.wpbf.com/news/south-florida/treasure-coast/FHP-Car-theft-suspect-caught-defacating-on-side-of-I-95/-/8882916/10698506/-/1e857gz/-/index.html

Graphic “Safe Sex for Seniors” campaign raises eyebrows, demands for eye bleach
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-safe-sex-seniors,0,3148264.story
related:
http://www.ktla.com/videogallery/69364224/News/VIDEO-Ad-Promotes-Safe-Sex-for-Senior-Citizens-Brandi-Hitt-reports

Group Discussion:
420 Legalization Pro’s and Con’s

Outro Promotion:

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Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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Totem Soup Episode 82: The Cleveland Steamer Chainsaw Massacre Featuring Cry To The Blind

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – PUPPET BREAK-UP

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Cry To The Blind
Jon Lamanna – Vocals, Guitar
Jesse Maty – Guitar, Vocals
Matt Spaker – Guitar, Vocals
Jason Telarico – Drums, Samples
Kory Maclauchlan – Bass Guitar
Genre: Rock
Record Label: None
Location: Rochester, NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Cry To The Blind on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Heartless
2.) Better Than Me
3.) Tear Apart
http://www.myspace.com/crytotheblind

Freak Nasty News:
Husband And Wife Arrested For Allegedly Shooting At Each Other
http://www.wchstv.com/newsroom/eyewitness/110904_6489.shtml

Police say son asks for money, punches dad in face
http://www.kctv5.com/story/15393799/police-say-son-asks-for-money-punches-dad-in-face

Wife licks husband’s ashes… regularly
http://www.emirates247.com/offbeat/wife-licks-husband-s-ashes-regularly-2011-08-09-1.412247

Vincent Tarvin Probably Wouldn’t Have Been Caught With Cocaine — But Then He Pulled Out His Penis…
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2011/09/vincent_tarvin_probably_wouldn.php

Seven dogs hungry for 14 days eat owner
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/09/07/seven-dogs-hungry-for-14-days-eat-owner/

Competition Brews To Become ‘World’s Heaviest Woman’ In Guinness World Records (KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/03/worlds-heaviest-woman_n_942546.html#s337433&title=Donna_Simpson

Daytona Beach police arrest 11 in prostitution sting
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/crime/os-daytona-prostitution-sting-20110906,0,4207071.story

Woman wants county to cover $1K hospital bill for cavity search
(Bad: Local drug task force thinks you’re concealing an ounce of heroin. Worse: They get a warrant for a body cavity search and find nothing. WINNING: Lady receives a $1,122 bill from the hospital for the search )
http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_18818776

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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Totem Soup Episode 75: Soylent Green Tastes Like People Featuring Dave Jurenovich Project

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – ROBOT BAR FIGHT

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Dave Jurenovich Project
Dave Jurenovich- Guitar, Vocals
Genre: Hard Rock/Grunge/Acoustic
Record Label: Unsigned
Location: Orchard Park, NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Dave Jurenovich Project on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Brick Wall (Instrumental)
2.) New Life
3.) Open Heart Surgery

Freak Nasty News:
Remains of man missing for 27 years discovered in bank chimney
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8667026/Remains-of-man-missing-for-27-years-discovered-in-bank-chimney.html

‘Jaws’ in Real Life: Great White Shark Jumps Into Boat in South Africa
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/07/21/jaws-in-real-life-great-white-shark-jumps-into-boat-in-south-africa/

US man tries to repair hernia with butter knife
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8664734/US-man-tries-to-repair-hernia-with-butter-knife.html

Failed Tokyo Love Hotel turned into hip apartment complex.
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/27/failed-tokyo-love-hotel-transformed-hip-apartment-complex/

Jailer convicted of smuggling blades in tacos
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/7671390.html

Robert Morris Shipped Meth In Meow Mix Bag, According To Florida Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/22/robert-morris-meth-meow-mix_n_906627.html#s312490&title=Dumb_Crime_Masterminds

Mom accidentally shoots 12-year-old daughter
http://www.pe.com/localnews/stories/PE_News_Local_webgirlshot.675b9f00.html

Cannibalism reported in North Korean Document
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/26/cannibalism-north-korea-reported-official-document/

Couple in China Buys Video Games by Selling Their Kids
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/25/couple-china-buys-video-games-selling-kids/

Man shoots 55 sled dogs, arranges their corpses into star-shaped patterns, threatens cop with shotgun, and then it gets weird
http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/montana/article_3254cd52-2cec-5f8a-9f8a-7a16e3131c8d.html

Mayor claims pot is not hers.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/27/marijuana-found-in-oak-hill-mayors-yard_n_910979.html

Girls as young as seven are being offered pole dancing lessons at a gym
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2018935/Pole-dancing-lessons-Pictures-girls-aged-7-posted-gyms-Facebook-page.html

Lightning strikes girl on sunny day.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/27/lightning-strikes-sunny-day_n_910925.html?ir=Weird%20News

Wisconsin professor wins 2011 bad writing contest
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/bizarre/12004933487430/wisconsin-professor-wins-2011-bad-writing-contest/

When Dumb Neighbors Attack
Featuring a voice-mail received by a neighbor of the Totem Soup Crew!

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Six Year Productions
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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Totem Soup Episode 70: The Baaaahd Touch Featuring Sleep Atlantic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Steve Goodie – Before He Tweets

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Sleep Atlantic
Sean Hayes
Brad Gottorff
Joe Bartolucci
Matt Slomowicz
Mike LoGrasso
Genre: Pop Punk / Hardcore
Record Label: unsigned
Location: Buffalo NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Sleep Atlantic on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh new group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Molly’s Chuck..I’ve Heard Good Things
2.) General Custard Meet Colonel Sanders
3.) Hey Mauer, You Like Onions

Freak Nasty News:
Panhandle man cleaning foot sets house on fire (H)
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/fl-foot-fire-20110617,0,1806365.story

The world’s first edible turdburger (M)
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/06/19/meat-poop-hits-japan/

911 BEER (H)
http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/story?section=news/bizarre&id=8122024

The Chinese sex robot (M)
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/06/18/chinese-sex-robot-bizarre-fetish/

Just have to watch it to believe it… (B)
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504784_162-20073355-10391705.html

SEX-TOY DEMONSTRATION(H)
http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/story?section=news/bizarre&id=8122024

Man finds hiding place in toilet tank (M)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43489870/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Just a little pee can’t hurt, right? (B)
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/article/207941/82/Portland-Draining-Reservoir-after-Man-Urinates-in-it

Guess what Patrick Molesti is being charged with 29 counts of… Go on, take a wild guess (H)
http://www.ajc.com/news/cherokee/woodstock-man-accused-of-980204.html?cxtype=rss_news

Nothing better to do but sue little kids for selling lemondade. (B)
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/article/208025/82/Kids-Lemonade-Stand-at-US-Open-Fined-500-and-Shut-Down-by-Montgomery-County

Richland County man busted for pet sex (H)
http://www.kait8.com/story/14922036/man-accused-of-having-sex-with-dog

Married couple faces domestic violence charges only 13 hours after wedding. (M)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43471795/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Ever want to just shoot yourself after shopping in KMart? Well … about that… (H)
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/shoplifting-suspect-shoots-himself-while-inside-hudson-kmart-store/1176154

Amish man in Indiana arrested, accused of sexting girl, 12 (H + B)
http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/06/21/indiana.amish.sexting.arrest/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Classical Reading Of: The Best Divorce Letter In History:
http://alligator-sunglasses.com/post/432012172/best-divorce-letter

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Six Year Productions
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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