Totem Soup Podcast Episode 80: Haters Gonna Hate Featuring Skinbound

Posted on September 3, 2011 by Holytotemic

Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Knytemare
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Darth Vader vs Hitler. Epic Rap Battles of History

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Skinbound
Rev. Alexander – Vocals
Mathew – Guitar
Philly b – Bass
Frank – Keys/Samples
Damon – Drums
Genre: Metal/Rock
Record Label: Skinbound LLC
Location: Buffalo, NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Skinbound on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Witch Hunt
2.) No God
3.) Devil May…
http://www.skinbound.us

Freak Nasty News:
G4S sacks pair who tagged offender’s false leg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-14705328

And who didn;t see this study failing??
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232787/Pornography-study-doomed-fail-scientists-single-man-hadnt-viewed-x-rated-material.html

Woman arrested after throwing flip-flop at husband’s crotch
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/flip-43137-woman-flop.html#ixzz1WcOoSSUg

10 year old Transgender
http://jezebel.com/transitioning/

Teacher defends double life as a porn film star
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/8731354/Teacher-defends-double-life-as-a-porn-film-star.html

a whole new meaning to having a snake in your pants
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2011/08/29/tsa-no-snakes-on-this-plane/

Man in domestic dispute decapitates self
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44335122/ns/us_news-life/

officer i swear it was lizzy borden’s ghost!!!
http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=149374

Cop gets it in on the job
http://jezebel.com/5836096/romantic-cop-caught-having-sex-on-hood-of-his-car-%5Bnsfw%5D

If he hadn’t been naked, cops might not have found raccoon
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44333581/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Brazilian boy dies after masturbating 42 times non-stop.
http://www.fm-base.co.uk/forum/general-chat/80739-brazilian-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-non-stop.html

I’ll stab you with a fork…in your anus little boy!
http://www.buffalonews.com/city/police-courts/courts/article539052.ece

Massage Parlor Mistrial Declared After Masseuse Recognizes Defense Lawyer as Client
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/massage_parlor_mistrial_declared_after_masseuse_recognizes_defense_lawyer_a

Cannibal, 21, confesses to making meatballs with his victim and posting video clips of him cooking online
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2031806/Cannibal-21-confesses-making-meatballs-victim-posting-video-clips-cooking-online.html#ixzz1Wj08kwVg

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

Totem Soup Episode 75: Soylent Green Tastes Like People Featuring Dave Jurenovich Project

Posted on July 30, 2011 by Holytotemic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – ROBOT BAR FIGHT

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Dave Jurenovich Project
Dave Jurenovich- Guitar, Vocals
Genre: Hard Rock/Grunge/Acoustic
Record Label: Unsigned
Location: Orchard Park, NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Dave Jurenovich Project on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Brick Wall (Instrumental)
2.) New Life
3.) Open Heart Surgery

Freak Nasty News:
Remains of man missing for 27 years discovered in bank chimney
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8667026/Remains-of-man-missing-for-27-years-discovered-in-bank-chimney.html

‘Jaws’ in Real Life: Great White Shark Jumps Into Boat in South Africa
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/07/21/jaws-in-real-life-great-white-shark-jumps-into-boat-in-south-africa/

US man tries to repair hernia with butter knife
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8664734/US-man-tries-to-repair-hernia-with-butter-knife.html

Failed Tokyo Love Hotel turned into hip apartment complex.
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/27/failed-tokyo-love-hotel-transformed-hip-apartment-complex/

Jailer convicted of smuggling blades in tacos
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/7671390.html

Robert Morris Shipped Meth In Meow Mix Bag, According To Florida Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/22/robert-morris-meth-meow-mix_n_906627.html#s312490&title=Dumb_Crime_Masterminds

Mom accidentally shoots 12-year-old daughter
http://www.pe.com/localnews/stories/PE_News_Local_webgirlshot.675b9f00.html

Cannibalism reported in North Korean Document
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/26/cannibalism-north-korea-reported-official-document/

Couple in China Buys Video Games by Selling Their Kids
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/25/couple-china-buys-video-games-selling-kids/

Man shoots 55 sled dogs, arranges their corpses into star-shaped patterns, threatens cop with shotgun, and then it gets weird
http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/montana/article_3254cd52-2cec-5f8a-9f8a-7a16e3131c8d.html

Mayor claims pot is not hers.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/27/marijuana-found-in-oak-hill-mayors-yard_n_910979.html

Girls as young as seven are being offered pole dancing lessons at a gym
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2018935/Pole-dancing-lessons-Pictures-girls-aged-7-posted-gyms-Facebook-page.html

Lightning strikes girl on sunny day.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/27/lightning-strikes-sunny-day_n_910925.html?ir=Weird%20News

Wisconsin professor wins 2011 bad writing contest
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/bizarre/12004933487430/wisconsin-professor-wins-2011-bad-writing-contest/

When Dumb Neighbors Attack
Featuring a voice-mail received by a neighbor of the Totem Soup Crew!

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Six Year Productions
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

Totem Soup Episode 72: Weasel Punch! Featuring Something Orange

Posted on July 8, 2011 by Holytotemic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Casey Anthony Parody Rap ft Fabolous – You Be Killin Em

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Something Orange
Matt Christ – Guitar/Vocals
Patrick Collette – Guitar/Vocals
Jarrod Cone – Drums
Brooks DeLaVergne – Bass/Keys
Genre: garage rock + unknown variable
Record Label: none
Location: Batavia, Ny
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Something Orange on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh new group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Can’t Go Home
2.) Drunk Muppet
3.) Didn’t Have a Chance
4.) In a Rush

Freak Nasty News:
Woman ‘tried to sneak inmate out of prison in suitcase’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/mexico/8617302/Woman-tried-to-sneak-inmate-out-of-prison-in-suitcase.html

Prosecutor: Inn killer said he smothered victim during sex act
http://riverheadnewsreview.timesreview.com/2011/06/17689/accused-budget-host-inn-killer-strangled-victim-during-oral-sex/

Motorcyclist Dies on Ride Protesting Helmet Laws
http://www.wgrz.com/news/article/126564/37/Motorcyclist-Dies-on-Ride-Protesting-Helmet-Laws

Man sentenced for raping disabled woman
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/crime/Man-sentenced-for-raping-disabled-woman

Man charged with stabbing his mother to death after telling police he killed her…then calling back to say she had ‘committed suicide’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2011290/Man-charged-stabbing-mother-death-telling-police-killed–calling-say-committed-suicide.html

Accused gyrating teen jailed following Palm City genital display
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2011/07/accused-gyrating-teen-jailed-following-palm-city-genital-display.html

Sex offender admits exposing self at stores
http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-allentown-flasher-20110704,0,2447985.story

Weasel Assault
http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/story?section=news/bizarre&id=8179362

Hooters Field Trip
http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/story?section=news/bizarre&id=8163753

CICADA ICE CREAM
http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/story?section=news/bizarre&id=8179362

Chinese Girl Allegedly Offers Her Virginity in Exchange for an iPhone 4
http://www.odditycentral.com/news/chinese-girl-allegedly-offers-her-virginity-in-exchange-for-an-iphone-4.html

Man sent to jail for crushing puppy
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/crime/Man-sent-to-jail-for-crushing-puppy

Man Accused Of Fondling Children At Church
http://www.wftv.com/news/28446394/detail.html

Cocaine Cut With Animal De-Wormer Sickens Users
http://www.ktla.com/search/ktla-tainted-cocaine,0,4288609.story

Open Letter Of The Week:
Open letter to Time Warner Cable
http://eugenemirman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Screen-shot-2011-05-25-at-6.53.40-PM.png

Pre-Show Promo:

Totem Soup Episode 71: Screwed The Pooch Featuring Mista Perez

Posted on July 1, 2011 by Holytotemic

Download Standard Podcasts

Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – FIGHT TO WIN featuring DeStorm

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Mista Perez
Genre: Latin / Pop / R&B
Record Label: No Image Studios
Location: Buffalo NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Mista Perez on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh new group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Mista Perez & J Heat – Real World
2.) Mista Perez – Music is Therapy (Prod By Ric & Tha Deus)
3.) Mista Perez – Your Version Of Love

Birthday shoutout! Birthday Boy Mel Brooks Turns 85!!!
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/2011/06/mel_brooks_best_musical_number.php

Freak Nasty News:
Woman Suffers Heart Attack After Waking Up At Own Funeral, Dies Again (H)
http://www.wpix.com/news/wpix-woman-wakes-up-at-her-own-funeral,0,5313450.story

Man pronounced dead returns to life. (M)
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/06/28/malaysia-man-pronounced-dead-returns-life-2/

Senior Citizen Uses HIV Status to Rob Bank (B)
http://allweirdnews.com/

Police allegedly sprayed with woman’s breast milk (H)
http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/police-allegedly-sprayed-with-womans-breast-milk/story-e6frflri-1226083219921
and
(M) http://news.yahoo.com/woman-sprays-police-breast-milk-145515781.html

Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest Establishes Women’s Table (M)
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/06/29/womens-hot-dog-eating-contest_n_885622.html

Terrorists Learn to Bake (B)
http://allweirdnews.com/

Utah man updated Facebook status during standoff (H)
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/nation/7621015.html

Man arrested for smoking bong while driving van full of kids. (M)
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/06/29/phillip-winters-bong_n_887080.html#s297062&title=Mug_Shot_Handy

Pub serves shots of apple flavoured horse semen (B)
http://newslite.tv/

Man arrested for trying to have sex with family dog (H)
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/family-41357-sex-springs.html

Homeless Man Shaun Fawster Charged With Crime For Charging Cellphone (M)
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/06/29/homeless-man-shaun-fawster_n_887224.html

New way to cut hedges (B)
http://newslite.tv/2011/06/29/man-trims-his-hedge-with-a-cha.html#more

Now available in Taichung: Penis-shaped sausage snacks! (H)
http://shanghaiist.com/2011/06/28/penis_snacks.php?gallery0Pic=2

Tickling Spa opens in Spain (M)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/29/tickle-spa-opens-in-spain_n_887120.html?ir=Weird+News

Subway Masturbator Captured on Camera (H)
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/06/subway_masturbator_nyc.php

Indonesian Golf Caddies double as Prostitutes (M)
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/06/29/indonesian-golf-caddies-double-prostitutes/

Dirty doc may have licence revoked again (H)
http://www.torontosun.com/2011/06/27/dirty-doc-may-have-licence-revoked-again

Open Letter Of The Week:
Open letter to masturbating residents of Durham U. (M)
http://www.bannedstuff.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/funny-letter.jpg

Pre-Show Promo:

Totem Soup Episode 69: C-Cups Of Tea Featuring The Rabies

Posted on June 17, 2011 by Holytotemic

Download Standard Podcasts

Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – Tig Ol’ Bitties

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: The Rabies
Lexi Lawsuit – Vocals
Bobbi Hatchet – Bass
Dr. Sik – Guitar
Jimmy Fiction – Drums
Del Muerto – Keys/rhythm guitar
Genre: Horror rock
Record Label: Vodka Distillery Records
Location: Buffalo NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to The Rabies on Interpunk listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh new group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Eleanor
2.) Ghost in the Graveyard
3.) Vampyre’s Kiss
http://www.facebook.com/TheRabiesNY?sk=app_2405167945