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Here are a few rules I would make:
1. ) If your thinking about suicide, do it.
Hey if im making the rules let the Darwin Awards roll out. Plus that gets rid of all the depressing crappy people that are too dumb to survive their whole lives naturally anyways.
2. ) If you see anyone involved with the company named British Petroleum, kick them in the balls.
If I need to explain why, refer to rule 1 and join the cause.
3. ) If your milking Social Security or welfare, refer to rule 1 and join the cause.
Listen I hit a rough spot a while back and I had a wife and kid. The welfare office declined me because I (as stated by the agent) was 1. The wrong “color” and 2. Made too much on unemployment. We were raising a baby on 1/3 minimum wage. I had a job within 2 months of requesting welfare to help us out. While I was in the office I ran into 4 people who had their “hair and nails did” with one child pulling in working mans money off welfare, unemployment, and food stamps. So all you lazy shitbags can refer to rule number 1. If all you do is live and leech, remove yourself from the gene pool immediately.
Everyone must agree to disagree and move on.
4. ) We all are different and we’re all gonna disagree. If we all agree to disagree and do nothing about it then the world would be a more peaceful place. I’ve seen people punch people in the face over forgetting the condiments in their McDonald’s bag…really people, necessary? No. (note: “Bill and Ted” – Be excellent to each other, and party on.) If you can deal with it….refer to rule 1.
5. ) No nukes, except on Birthday Cakes and adult novelties.
Is anything that serious to drop a weapon somewhere that has the potential to end millions of lives in one sweep, and then make the land unusable for 10-20 years…no. NOTHING is that serious EVER. Tactical strikes on specific people or small groups of people I agree with. But being able to wipe out an entire country with 2 or 3 bombs…uncalled for. Any weapon that has the potential to destroy the entire world…I say why sir.
6. ) No “Lite Beers” allowed in bars… if you’re going to be in a bar, drink like you’re in a bar.
Nuff said. Got a problem, refer to rule 1 you tight-assed communist.
Intro Music: Paralyzer – Finger Eleven (extras added by Holytotemic)
Holytotemic – I might have some down time due to a switchover to linux soon.
Macsnapon – Figured out my computer issues.
Dustdevil – Whuyyyyyyyyy!
Bherserk – Meh!
Adobe moves mobile Flash from rhetoric to reality
Facebook, Twitter no place for the lonely
Assessing the ‘Green Hornet’ trailer
Here’s a watchable trailer. It doesn’t look too bad, but I’ve said it about trailers before…
Megan Fox Campaigns For ‘Gen 13′ Movie Role
Day 64 Of the BP oil spill
Obama Offshore Ban Blocked By U.S. Judge
Going to Pot: The Science Behind Marijuana
What are the worst tv shows in history:
50 Worst TV Shows Of All Time
Medical Horror Stories:
Bher – Red molar, red molar, the filling flowed over.
Dustdevil – Hey lady comere and give this a tug…HA! HA! Dislocation!
Holytotemic – What what in the butt.
Macsnapon – Overflowing Bounty
Holytotemic – Fresh hot cockbread
BP oil spill: Pelican Scrubbing!
Truth Behind Panhandlers
Episode Of Simpsons Where Homer Panhandles
Americans Are NOT Stupid – Video Proof!
The Truth About Education
The Assumption Song
Meg Griffin: Turn it, Chris! I want to watch George Lopez.
Chris Griffin: That show only furthers the stereotype that George López is funny. (fuck you guys)
I know I have been promising this video for a long time and have been catching some flack about making it. So STFU and here it is…Enjoy!
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This episode of Totem Soup Covers allot. BP oil spill news, more Gary Coleman news, iPhone 4, and much more! This is a media HEAVY episode. Enjoy!
Intro Music: Stephen Lynch – Kill A Kitten
Music Featured Tonight:
April 11 – The Bunny The Bear produced by Six Year Productions
Gary Coleman Song
Stephen Lynch – Special Ed
Big Oilmance (Original) – BP Oil Spill Parody by Jamie (firstname.lastname@example.org) of SomaCow Podcast
Other Funny Stuff:
80′s Mac Commercial (Futurama Fans, This is where the commercial came from when the guy from the 80′s took over planet express)
Pot Informational From The Stupid Ages
Japanese Anti-Itch Cream Commercial