1.) Put your pants back on.
2.) Please don’t write on the wall with poop again.
3.) Don’t touch your pecker in public.
4.) The VCR is not for holding sandwiches.
5.) Food doesn’t go there (this ones versatile!)
6.) Did you just fart in my lap (personal favorite lol)
7.) Mommy and daddy were just wrestling.
8.) No, you do not play in the toilet!
9.) Don’t play with it at the table. (refer to #3, non parents…boys play with it EVERYWHERE!)
10.) No, I absolutely DO NOT want to smell your finger!

Here’s Why:

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