Totem Soup Episode 96: A Well Shaven Amish Gent



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Intro Music:
Possible Oscar – Get Our Geek On

Featured Music:
Nicepeter – Master Chief vs Leonidas
Nicepeter – Mario Bros. vs Wright Bros.

Tech Reviews:


This week We get it on with the Playstation Vita

Freak Nasty News:
Pat Robertson is Pro-POT… yes… you read that right.
http://www.rr.com/politics/topic/article/rr/55255090/64130950/Pat_Robertson_Pot_should_be_legal_like_alcohol

Chinese Zombies exist
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2012/03/09/chinese-woman-declared-dead-climbs-coffin/

Mullet cuts of bearded Amish, is that racist?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/07/accused-amish-beard-cutters-hate-crime-law_n_1327292.html

Vampire marries Cannibal..lolwut?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4100709/Killer-cannibal-and-Satan-worshipping-vampire-get-engaged.html

Dammit kate moss why you so heavy?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4179408/Shoppers-crushed-by-15ft-Kate-Moss-on-Londons-Oxford-Street.html

why woman really wear thongs… lol more fart humor
www.shinbow.com/2012/02/22/why-women-really-wear-thongs-trust-me/

ummm… just read it….
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/9091774/Man-who-gave-birth-fears-reaction-of-his-parents.html

girl scouts promote lesbianism or douchebag exploiting??
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/21/10469492-lawmaker-radical-girl-scouts-out-to-destroy-american-family-values

Big boob airbags save life
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2098909/Huge-breasted-model-31-walks-away-horror-crash-38KKK-chest-acts-airbag.html

Michigan man arrested in sex assault of 12-year-old girl
http://wvgazette.com/News/201203120056

Bobble headed assassin discontinued after killing bobblehead president
http://now.msn.com/now/0314-wilkes-booth-bobblehead.aspx

Kony 2012 co-founder arrested for trying to save his own unborn children in public
http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Kony+2012+creator+Jason+Russell+detained+police/6315647/story.html

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Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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Totem Soup Episode 75: Soylent Green Tastes Like People Featuring Dave Jurenovich Project



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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – ROBOT BAR FIGHT

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Dave Jurenovich Project
Dave Jurenovich- Guitar, Vocals
Genre: Hard Rock/Grunge/Acoustic
Record Label: Unsigned
Location: Orchard Park, NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Dave Jurenovich Project on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Brick Wall (Instrumental)
2.) New Life
3.) Open Heart Surgery

Freak Nasty News:
Remains of man missing for 27 years discovered in bank chimney
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8667026/Remains-of-man-missing-for-27-years-discovered-in-bank-chimney.html

‘Jaws’ in Real Life: Great White Shark Jumps Into Boat in South Africa
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/07/21/jaws-in-real-life-great-white-shark-jumps-into-boat-in-south-africa/

US man tries to repair hernia with butter knife
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8664734/US-man-tries-to-repair-hernia-with-butter-knife.html

Failed Tokyo Love Hotel turned into hip apartment complex.
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/27/failed-tokyo-love-hotel-transformed-hip-apartment-complex/

Jailer convicted of smuggling blades in tacos
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/7671390.html

Robert Morris Shipped Meth In Meow Mix Bag, According To Florida Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/22/robert-morris-meth-meow-mix_n_906627.html#s312490&title=Dumb_Crime_Masterminds

Mom accidentally shoots 12-year-old daughter
http://www.pe.com/localnews/stories/PE_News_Local_webgirlshot.675b9f00.html

Cannibalism reported in North Korean Document
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/26/cannibalism-north-korea-reported-official-document/

Couple in China Buys Video Games by Selling Their Kids
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/25/couple-china-buys-video-games-selling-kids/

Man shoots 55 sled dogs, arranges their corpses into star-shaped patterns, threatens cop with shotgun, and then it gets weird
http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/montana/article_3254cd52-2cec-5f8a-9f8a-7a16e3131c8d.html

Mayor claims pot is not hers.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/27/marijuana-found-in-oak-hill-mayors-yard_n_910979.html

Girls as young as seven are being offered pole dancing lessons at a gym
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2018935/Pole-dancing-lessons-Pictures-girls-aged-7-posted-gyms-Facebook-page.html

Lightning strikes girl on sunny day.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/27/lightning-strikes-sunny-day_n_910925.html?ir=Weird%20News

Wisconsin professor wins 2011 bad writing contest
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/bizarre/12004933487430/wisconsin-professor-wins-2011-bad-writing-contest/

When Dumb Neighbors Attack
Featuring a voice-mail received by a neighbor of the Totem Soup Crew!

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Six Year Productions
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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Totem Soup Episode 63: G-Strings And C-Rings Featuring Redfield





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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon

Intro Music: Devo Spice – I Hate Mondays

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Redfield
Travis Bartlett- vocals
Matt Hicks-drums
Nick Roberts-lead guitar
Kyle Paro-bass
Todd Pfluger- guitar
Genre: 2-step / Hardcore / Metal
Record Label: Unsigned
Location: Pulaski, NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Redfield on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh new group!
Tracks featured:
1.) The Devil Inside Miss. Jones
2.) Devastation Compromise
3.) Oh Wait, That’s Not A Bear, That’s Your Mom
http://www.facebook.com/redfieldmusic

Freak Nasty News:
Homeowner is crystal clear in posted warning
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/7527996.html

Misaddressed marijuana goes to elderly Pa. couple
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42748646/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Forget toilet paper — Seattle house was Peeped
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42732789/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Mother Sells Breast Milk to Beat Credit Crunch
http://www.odditycentral.com/news/mother-sells-breast-milk-to-beat-credit-crunch.html

Young Brit Finds Jesus in a Frying Pan
http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/young-brit-finds-jesus-in-a-frying-pan.html

Easter lark turns fatal
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/easter-lark-turns-fatal/story-e6frg6nf-1226044733547

Pensacola man admits to robbing Foley bank, returning to retrieve stickup note
http://blog.al.com/live/2011/04/pensacola_man_admits_to_robbin.html

Convicted sex offender arrested at East Missoula egg hunt
http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/montana/article_6a59f162-6f41-11e0-9204-001cc4c002e0.html

Former Russian Stripper Broke Into Google
http://www.tomsguide.com/us/vera-svenchina-stripper-google-stalker,news-10921.html

Teen bitten by shark near Carnarvon, WA, after trying to feed it
http://www.news.com.au/national/teen-attacked-by-shark-while-cleaning-fish/story-e6frfkxi-1226044056070#ixzz1KZCkgqNG

Man Arrested In Raiders Jacket, G-String
http://www.kcra.com/r/27653871/detail.html

Florida: “Our most…”
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/04/24/florida-americas-weirdest-state/

Jury acquits man of stealing a hot dog.
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/04/27/jury-acquits-man-of-stealing-99-cent-hot-dog/

Kohler releases the $6,000 toilet, NUMI – Includes Touchscreen Remote
http://kohler.com/numi/

San Francisco may vote on ban to male circumcision
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110427/od_nm/us_circumcision_ban

Chinese cat gives birth to puppy?
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/04/26/impossible-news-china-cat-birth-puppy/

Deadliest Place on Earth: 10 Disneyland Rides with Blood on Their Tracks
http://www.totallyoffbeat.com/deadliest-place-on-earth-10-disneyland-rides-with-blood-on-their-tracks/

Suspect Handcuffed to Chair Escapes Buffalo, NY, Police
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/04/27/suspect-handcuffed-to-chair-escapes-buffalo-ny-police/

Indecent sculptures for the Helpless Elderly
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/04/25/indecent-sculpture-sake-elderly/

Green Eggs and Ham? How about Blue Meat?
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/04/24/meat-glows-blue-shanghai/

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Six Year Productions
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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Totem Soup Episode 21: Nipples – Does This Look Infected To You?



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    Tonights Cast:

Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Dustdevil
Bherserk

Intro Music: Paralyzer – Finger Eleven (extras added by Holytotemic)

    News:

Holytotemic – I might have some down time due to a switchover to linux soon.
Macsnapon – Figured out my computer issues.
Dustdevil – Whuyyyyyyyyy!
Bherserk – Meh!

    Tech:

Adobe moves mobile Flash from rhetoric to reality
(http://news.cnet.com/8301-30685_3-20008375-264.html)

Facebook, Twitter no place for the lonely
(http://news.cnet.com/8301-27083_3-20008335-247.html)

    Movies:

Assessing the ‘Green Hornet’ trailer
(http://voices.washingtonpost.com/celebritology/2010/06/assessing_the_green_hornet_tra.html)
Here’s a watchable trailer. It doesn’t look too bad, but I’ve said it about trailers before…

Megan Fox Campaigns For ‘Gen 13′ Movie Role
(http://splashpage.mtv.com/2010/06/22/megan-fox-campaigns-for-gen-13-movie-role/)

    Top Stories:

Day 64 Of the BP oil spill
(http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/06/22/gulf.oil.disaster/index.html)

Obama Offshore Ban Blocked By U.S. Judge
(http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2010/06/22/128008754/federal-judge-blocks-obama-offshore-ban)

Going to Pot: The Science Behind Marijuana
(http://liveshots.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/06/22/going-to-pot-the-science-behind-marijuana/)

    Group Activity:

What are the worst tv shows in history:
50 Worst TV Shows Of All Time

Medical Horror Stories:
Bher – Red molar, red molar, the filling flowed over.
Dustdevil – Hey lady comere and give this a tug…HA! HA! Dislocation!
Holytotemic – What what in the butt.
Macsnapon – Overflowing Bounty
Holytotemic – Fresh hot cockbread

    Other Funny Stuff:

BP oil spill: Pelican Scrubbing!
Truth Behind Panhandlers
Episode Of Simpsons Where Homer Panhandles
Americans Are NOT Stupid – Video Proof!
The Truth About Education
http://www.theresident.net/
The Assumption Song

Quote:
Meg Griffin: Turn it, Chris! I want to watch George Lopez.
Chris Griffin: That show only furthers the stereotype that George López is funny. (fuck you guys)

    Music Featured Tonight:

The Carebear Shootout by Holytotemic



Ned – FBP (they ruined our sea)
Daft Punk – Technologic
Stephen Lynch – Superhero
Fightstar – She Drove Me To Daytime Television

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