Totem Soup Episode 82: The Cleveland Steamer Chainsaw Massacre Featuring Cry To The Blind

Posted on September 15, 2011 by Holytotemic

Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – PUPPET BREAK-UP

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Cry To The Blind
Jon Lamanna – Vocals, Guitar
Jesse Maty – Guitar, Vocals
Matt Spaker – Guitar, Vocals
Jason Telarico – Drums, Samples
Kory Maclauchlan – Bass Guitar
Genre: Rock
Record Label: None
Location: Rochester, NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Cry To The Blind on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Heartless
2.) Better Than Me
3.) Tear Apart
http://www.myspace.com/crytotheblind

Freak Nasty News:
Husband And Wife Arrested For Allegedly Shooting At Each Other
http://www.wchstv.com/newsroom/eyewitness/110904_6489.shtml

Police say son asks for money, punches dad in face
http://www.kctv5.com/story/15393799/police-say-son-asks-for-money-punches-dad-in-face

Wife licks husband’s ashes… regularly
http://www.emirates247.com/offbeat/wife-licks-husband-s-ashes-regularly-2011-08-09-1.412247

Vincent Tarvin Probably Wouldn’t Have Been Caught With Cocaine — But Then He Pulled Out His Penis…
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2011/09/vincent_tarvin_probably_wouldn.php

Seven dogs hungry for 14 days eat owner
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/09/07/seven-dogs-hungry-for-14-days-eat-owner/

Competition Brews To Become ‘World’s Heaviest Woman’ In Guinness World Records (KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/03/worlds-heaviest-woman_n_942546.html#s337433&title=Donna_Simpson

Daytona Beach police arrest 11 in prostitution sting
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/crime/os-daytona-prostitution-sting-20110906,0,4207071.story

Woman wants county to cover $1K hospital bill for cavity search
(Bad: Local drug task force thinks you’re concealing an ounce of heroin. Worse: They get a warrant for a body cavity search and find nothing. WINNING: Lady receives a $1,122 bill from the hospital for the search )
http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_18818776

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

Totem Soup Episode 73: Deadly Dog Spunk Featuring Out Of Toon

Posted on July 15, 2011 by Holytotemic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – Stalkin’ Your Mom

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Out Of Toon
Genre: Comedy, Rock, Nerdcore
Record Label: unsigned
Location: Lockport NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Out Of Toon on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Appetite For Dessert
2.) Better Seen, Not Heard
3.) Pervert

Freak Nasty News:
Justin Dale Little Jim Arrested For Allegedly Breaking Into Sex Shop, ‘Attempting Sexual Relations’ With Blow-Up Doll (H)
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/07/07/justin-dale-little-jim-ar_n_892464.html#s303904&title=Rhonda_Hollander

Japanese Ice Aquarium offers visitors view of flash frozen fish. (M)
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/09/japanese-ice-aquarium-offers-cool-alternative-normal-aquariums/

Chili’s restaurant serves three children alcohol on the Fourth.. (M)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/08/chilis-serves-kids-alcohol_n_893182.html?ir=Weird%20News

Police say California woman drugged estranged husband, cut off penis, used garbage disposal (H)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/police-say-california-woman-drugged-estranged-husband-cut-off-penis-used-garbage-disposal/2011/07/13/gIQARPR2CI_story.html

Woman dies from Sex with Dog in Limerick, Ireland (M)
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/07/08/woman-dies-allergic-sex-with-dog_n_893509.html

Speaking of Bestiality in Limerick…
There once was a girl from Andover,
She got quite the shock when she looked over,
What did she spy?
Oh me, oh my!
It was her husband sucking off their dog Rover.

Man in TX facing FELONY charges, for a sammich (H)
http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/man-faces-felony-for-sandwich-theft-_3876586

Former Army Seargent and amputee dies at Darien Lake Themepark after falling from the Superman Ride of Steel Roller Coaster. (M)
http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2011/07/09/general-us-roller-coaster-death_8556880.html

The case of the stolen Bull semen (M)
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/07/08/frozen-bull-semen-stolen_n_893285.html#s304691&title=Justin_Dale_Little

Dirty Limericks

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Six Year Productions
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

Totem Soup Episode 72: Weasel Punch! Featuring Something Orange

Posted on July 8, 2011 by Holytotemic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Casey Anthony Parody Rap ft Fabolous – You Be Killin Em

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Something Orange
Matt Christ – Guitar/Vocals
Patrick Collette – Guitar/Vocals
Jarrod Cone – Drums
Brooks DeLaVergne – Bass/Keys
Genre: garage rock + unknown variable
Record Label: none
Location: Batavia, Ny
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Something Orange on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh new group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Can’t Go Home
2.) Drunk Muppet
3.) Didn’t Have a Chance
4.) In a Rush

Freak Nasty News:
Woman ‘tried to sneak inmate out of prison in suitcase’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/mexico/8617302/Woman-tried-to-sneak-inmate-out-of-prison-in-suitcase.html

Prosecutor: Inn killer said he smothered victim during sex act
http://riverheadnewsreview.timesreview.com/2011/06/17689/accused-budget-host-inn-killer-strangled-victim-during-oral-sex/

Motorcyclist Dies on Ride Protesting Helmet Laws
http://www.wgrz.com/news/article/126564/37/Motorcyclist-Dies-on-Ride-Protesting-Helmet-Laws

Man sentenced for raping disabled woman
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/crime/Man-sentenced-for-raping-disabled-woman

Man charged with stabbing his mother to death after telling police he killed her…then calling back to say she had ‘committed suicide’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2011290/Man-charged-stabbing-mother-death-telling-police-killed–calling-say-committed-suicide.html

Accused gyrating teen jailed following Palm City genital display
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2011/07/accused-gyrating-teen-jailed-following-palm-city-genital-display.html

Sex offender admits exposing self at stores
http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-allentown-flasher-20110704,0,2447985.story

Weasel Assault
http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/story?section=news/bizarre&id=8179362

Hooters Field Trip
http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/story?section=news/bizarre&id=8163753

CICADA ICE CREAM
http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/story?section=news/bizarre&id=8179362

Chinese Girl Allegedly Offers Her Virginity in Exchange for an iPhone 4
http://www.odditycentral.com/news/chinese-girl-allegedly-offers-her-virginity-in-exchange-for-an-iphone-4.html

Man sent to jail for crushing puppy
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/crime/Man-sent-to-jail-for-crushing-puppy

Man Accused Of Fondling Children At Church
http://www.wftv.com/news/28446394/detail.html

Cocaine Cut With Animal De-Wormer Sickens Users
http://www.ktla.com/search/ktla-tainted-cocaine,0,4288609.story

Open Letter Of The Week:
Open letter to Time Warner Cable
http://eugenemirman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Screen-shot-2011-05-25-at-6.53.40-PM.png

Pre-Show Promo:

Totem Soup Episode 71: Screwed The Pooch Featuring Mista Perez

Posted on July 1, 2011 by Holytotemic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – FIGHT TO WIN featuring DeStorm

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Mista Perez
Genre: Latin / Pop / R&B
Record Label: No Image Studios
Location: Buffalo NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Mista Perez on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh new group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Mista Perez & J Heat – Real World
2.) Mista Perez – Music is Therapy (Prod By Ric & Tha Deus)
3.) Mista Perez – Your Version Of Love

Birthday shoutout! Birthday Boy Mel Brooks Turns 85!!!
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/2011/06/mel_brooks_best_musical_number.php

Freak Nasty News:
Woman Suffers Heart Attack After Waking Up At Own Funeral, Dies Again (H)
http://www.wpix.com/news/wpix-woman-wakes-up-at-her-own-funeral,0,5313450.story

Man pronounced dead returns to life. (M)
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/06/28/malaysia-man-pronounced-dead-returns-life-2/

Senior Citizen Uses HIV Status to Rob Bank (B)
http://allweirdnews.com/

Police allegedly sprayed with woman’s breast milk (H)
http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/police-allegedly-sprayed-with-womans-breast-milk/story-e6frflri-1226083219921
and
(M) http://news.yahoo.com/woman-sprays-police-breast-milk-145515781.html

Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest Establishes Women’s Table (M)
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/06/29/womens-hot-dog-eating-contest_n_885622.html

Terrorists Learn to Bake (B)
http://allweirdnews.com/

Utah man updated Facebook status during standoff (H)
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/nation/7621015.html

Man arrested for smoking bong while driving van full of kids. (M)
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/06/29/phillip-winters-bong_n_887080.html#s297062&title=Mug_Shot_Handy

Pub serves shots of apple flavoured horse semen (B)
http://newslite.tv/

Man arrested for trying to have sex with family dog (H)
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/family-41357-sex-springs.html

Homeless Man Shaun Fawster Charged With Crime For Charging Cellphone (M)
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/06/29/homeless-man-shaun-fawster_n_887224.html

New way to cut hedges (B)
http://newslite.tv/2011/06/29/man-trims-his-hedge-with-a-cha.html#more

Now available in Taichung: Penis-shaped sausage snacks! (H)
http://shanghaiist.com/2011/06/28/penis_snacks.php?gallery0Pic=2

Tickling Spa opens in Spain (M)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/29/tickle-spa-opens-in-spain_n_887120.html?ir=Weird+News

Subway Masturbator Captured on Camera (H)
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/06/subway_masturbator_nyc.php

Indonesian Golf Caddies double as Prostitutes (M)
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/06/29/indonesian-golf-caddies-double-prostitutes/

Dirty doc may have licence revoked again (H)
http://www.torontosun.com/2011/06/27/dirty-doc-may-have-licence-revoked-again

Open Letter Of The Week:
Open letter to masturbating residents of Durham U. (M)
http://www.bannedstuff.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/funny-letter.jpg

Pre-Show Promo:

Totem Soup Episode 69: C-Cups Of Tea Featuring The Rabies

Posted on June 17, 2011 by Holytotemic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – Tig Ol’ Bitties

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: The Rabies
Lexi Lawsuit – Vocals
Bobbi Hatchet – Bass
Dr. Sik – Guitar
Jimmy Fiction – Drums
Del Muerto – Keys/rhythm guitar
Genre: Horror rock
Record Label: Vodka Distillery Records
Location: Buffalo NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to The Rabies on Interpunk listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh new group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Eleanor
2.) Ghost in the Graveyard
3.) Vampyre’s Kiss
http://www.facebook.com/TheRabiesNY?sk=app_2405167945