Happy 420 from the Totem Soup Gang!

Posted on April 20, 2012 by Holytotemic

Totem Soup Episode 96: A Well Shaven Amish Gent

Posted on March 20, 2012 by Holytotemic

Intro Music:
Possible Oscar – Get Our Geek On

Featured Music:
Nicepeter – Master Chief vs Leonidas
Nicepeter – Mario Bros. vs Wright Bros.

Tech Reviews:

This week We get it on with the Playstation Vita

Freak Nasty News:
Pat Robertson is Pro-POT… yes… you read that right.
http://www.rr.com/politics/topic/article/rr/55255090/64130950/Pat_Robertson_Pot_should_be_legal_like_alcohol

Chinese Zombies exist
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2012/03/09/chinese-woman-declared-dead-climbs-coffin/

Mullet cuts of bearded Amish, is that racist?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/07/accused-amish-beard-cutters-hate-crime-law_n_1327292.html

Vampire marries Cannibal..lolwut?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4100709/Killer-cannibal-and-Satan-worshipping-vampire-get-engaged.html

Dammit kate moss why you so heavy?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4179408/Shoppers-crushed-by-15ft-Kate-Moss-on-Londons-Oxford-Street.html

why woman really wear thongs… lol more fart humor
www.shinbow.com/2012/02/22/why-women-really-wear-thongs-trust-me/

ummm… just read it….
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/9091774/Man-who-gave-birth-fears-reaction-of-his-parents.html

girl scouts promote lesbianism or douchebag exploiting??
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/21/10469492-lawmaker-radical-girl-scouts-out-to-destroy-american-family-values

Big boob airbags save life
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2098909/Huge-breasted-model-31-walks-away-horror-crash-38KKK-chest-acts-airbag.html

Michigan man arrested in sex assault of 12-year-old girl
http://wvgazette.com/News/201203120056

Bobble headed assassin discontinued after killing bobblehead president
http://now.msn.com/now/0314-wilkes-booth-bobblehead.aspx

Kony 2012 co-founder arrested for trying to save his own unborn children in public
http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Kony+2012+creator+Jason+Russell+detained+police/6315647/story.html

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Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

Totem Soup Episode 93: Brought to you by the letters T, H, and C.

Posted on February 17, 2012 by Holytotemic

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Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – ALIEN

Featured Music:
Positude – Pamphlet

Freak Nasty News:
Whats better than totemsoup?? Brain stew with fresh squezzed eye, says this axe murderer
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2012/01/26/axe-murderer-eats-victims-brain-and-eye/

REDIC 911 CALLS…. i can see this one possibly bc a running thing
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2012/01/16/ridiculous-911-calls/

Man suspected of putting meth in business’ coffee
http://billingsgazette.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/man-suspected-of-putting-meth-in-business-coffee/article_0e424e18-1037-5d72-823f-6e55f19313b4.html#ixzz1lxIyqbFe

Man Busted For Lewd Solo Performance Outside Michigan Jail Where Girlfriend Is Serving Time
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/man-pleasures-self-outside-jail-768512

Chocolate-dipped burglar caught in sticky situation
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/bizarre/12006650083416/chocolate-dipped-burglar-caught-in-sticky-situation/

Teenage kids fight dad’s adoption of adult girlfriend
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/02/09/teenage-kids-fight-dads-adoption-adult-girlfriend/#ixzz1lxK3ICao

One-legged suspect attempts to elude police
http://jacksonville.com/opinion/blog/455124/clifford-davis/2012-02-09/while-you-were-sleeping-one-legged-suspect-attempts

A SHOP fitter died after falling off a big bucket of mayonnaise and stabbing himself in the heart with an electric drill.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4117727/Shop-fitter-drilled-himself-in-the-heart.html
(Drilled through the heart, and you’re to blame. You give mayonnaise tubs a bad name)

“Bored” Clerk Caught Watching Porn During Rape Trial
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/weird/Bored-Clerk-Caught-Watching-Porn-During-Rape-Trial-138928634.html

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Totem Soup Episode 75: Soylent Green Tastes Like People Featuring Dave Jurenovich Project

Posted on July 30, 2011 by Holytotemic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – ROBOT BAR FIGHT

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Dave Jurenovich Project
Dave Jurenovich- Guitar, Vocals
Genre: Hard Rock/Grunge/Acoustic
Record Label: Unsigned
Location: Orchard Park, NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Dave Jurenovich Project on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Brick Wall (Instrumental)
2.) New Life
3.) Open Heart Surgery

Freak Nasty News:
Remains of man missing for 27 years discovered in bank chimney
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8667026/Remains-of-man-missing-for-27-years-discovered-in-bank-chimney.html

‘Jaws’ in Real Life: Great White Shark Jumps Into Boat in South Africa
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/07/21/jaws-in-real-life-great-white-shark-jumps-into-boat-in-south-africa/

US man tries to repair hernia with butter knife
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8664734/US-man-tries-to-repair-hernia-with-butter-knife.html

Failed Tokyo Love Hotel turned into hip apartment complex.
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/27/failed-tokyo-love-hotel-transformed-hip-apartment-complex/

Jailer convicted of smuggling blades in tacos
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/7671390.html

Robert Morris Shipped Meth In Meow Mix Bag, According To Florida Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/22/robert-morris-meth-meow-mix_n_906627.html#s312490&title=Dumb_Crime_Masterminds

Mom accidentally shoots 12-year-old daughter
http://www.pe.com/localnews/stories/PE_News_Local_webgirlshot.675b9f00.html

Cannibalism reported in North Korean Document
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/26/cannibalism-north-korea-reported-official-document/

Couple in China Buys Video Games by Selling Their Kids
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/25/couple-china-buys-video-games-selling-kids/

Man shoots 55 sled dogs, arranges their corpses into star-shaped patterns, threatens cop with shotgun, and then it gets weird
http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/montana/article_3254cd52-2cec-5f8a-9f8a-7a16e3131c8d.html

Mayor claims pot is not hers.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/27/marijuana-found-in-oak-hill-mayors-yard_n_910979.html

Girls as young as seven are being offered pole dancing lessons at a gym
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2018935/Pole-dancing-lessons-Pictures-girls-aged-7-posted-gyms-Facebook-page.html

Lightning strikes girl on sunny day.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/27/lightning-strikes-sunny-day_n_910925.html?ir=Weird%20News

Wisconsin professor wins 2011 bad writing contest
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/bizarre/12004933487430/wisconsin-professor-wins-2011-bad-writing-contest/

When Dumb Neighbors Attack
Featuring a voice-mail received by a neighbor of the Totem Soup Crew!

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Six Year Productions
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

Totem Soup Episode 71: Screwed The Pooch Featuring Mista Perez

Posted on July 1, 2011 by Holytotemic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – FIGHT TO WIN featuring DeStorm

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Mista Perez
Genre: Latin / Pop / R&B
Record Label: No Image Studios
Location: Buffalo NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Mista Perez on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh new group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Mista Perez & J Heat – Real World
2.) Mista Perez – Music is Therapy (Prod By Ric & Tha Deus)
3.) Mista Perez – Your Version Of Love