Totem Soup Podcast Episode 77: Pre-Gathering Interview With Aj Jordan Featuring Whitney Peyton!



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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – 8-BIT WORLD featuring Hoodie Allen

Interview With Aj Jordan The-Crescendo:
AJ Jordan will be performing at The Gathering Of The Juggalos late Friday night August 12th at 2AM! We here at Totem Soup decided to catch him on his way out the door to the event. Check him out:
www.AJJordan.net
www.L8Productions.com
www.TerrorTechnologies.com

Also featured tonight is a collaboration Aj Jordan did with Whitney Peyton called “Where’s Our Future?”:

Special thanks to Whitney for giving us the go to feature the track! Be sure to check her out:
whitneypeyton.com

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Six Year Productions
Travesty Pictures
Terror Technologies
Vapor Trail E-Cigarettes
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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Totem Soup Episode 76: I AM BATMAN!



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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Bart Baker – FRIDAY PARODY (REBECCA BLACK)

Featured Music:
1) Drew Jacobs – I’m Allergic To My Job
2) See No Evil – Fox News
3) The Damsels of Dorkington – I Kissed a Nerd

Freak Nasty News:
Holytotemic:
Man tries steal car, blames batman
http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/police-say-man-tries-to-steal-cops-car-blames-batman-ob11-jgr_3899409

Indian man has hysterectomy after doctors find uterus
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8675043/Indian-man-has-hysterectomy-after-doctors-find-uterus.html

8 year old drives drunk, sleeping dad
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/crime/8-year-old-drives-drunk%2C-sleeping-dad

Lee Co. inmate caught with drug stash in vagina
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43973441/ns/local_news-fort_myers_fl/

The service that will turn your loved one into live ammunition
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020543/Going-bang-The-service-turn-loved-live-ammunition.html

Granddad at 29… but hospital staff demand his ID because they think he’s too young to be the FATHER!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020801/Britains-youngest-grandparents-Shem-Davies-granddad-29-Kelly-John-granny-30.html

Messy burglar smears house, even dog with PB and J
http://www.seattlepi.com/local/komo/article/Messy-burglar-smears-house-even-dog-with-PB-and-J-1642072.php

Bherserk:
Cougar gets shot
http://gawker.com/5825139/womans-rowr-im-a-cougar-prank-results-in-gunfire

Plane crash leaves none harmed but the plane in two parts.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-14353610
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43954430/ns/world_news-americas/

Free pot if you vote.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/29/michigan-marijuana-clinic-free-weed_n_913118.html

Take my popsicle?! I’ll stab you with…that stick!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/29/ame-deal-killed-over-popsicle_n_913646.html#s318754&title=John_Allen

Australia has Movie grade shooting bad guys
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/sydney-teen-shot-in-leg-buttocks-and-hand/story-e6frf7l6-1226107188070

Bet you I can make a nuclear reactor…in my kitchen!
http://www.businessinsider.com/sweden-nuclear-reactor-angelholm-2011-8

The Adult Baby – National Geographic, 9pm
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2011/08/03/the-adult-baby-national-geographic-9pm-115875-23315210/

Macsnapon:
Food that dances
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/03/dancing-squid-rice-bowl-popular-dish-japan/

Chinese game show unknowingly features suspected murderers
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/02/chinese-dating-show-unknowingly-features-suspected-murderer/

Police order a man to stop wearing a bunny suit and stop scaring the kids
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43995315/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Mayor crushes illegally parked cars with a tank
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43986054/ns/world_news-weird_news/

Dunkin Donuts serves Coffee, donuts and sex.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43987286/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

Woman charged with dangling testicles
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43916124/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Six Year Productions
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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Totem Soup Episode 75: Soylent Green Tastes Like People Featuring Dave Jurenovich Project



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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – ROBOT BAR FIGHT

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Dave Jurenovich Project
Dave Jurenovich- Guitar, Vocals
Genre: Hard Rock/Grunge/Acoustic
Record Label: Unsigned
Location: Orchard Park, NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Dave Jurenovich Project on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Brick Wall (Instrumental)
2.) New Life
3.) Open Heart Surgery

Freak Nasty News:
Remains of man missing for 27 years discovered in bank chimney
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8667026/Remains-of-man-missing-for-27-years-discovered-in-bank-chimney.html

‘Jaws’ in Real Life: Great White Shark Jumps Into Boat in South Africa
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/07/21/jaws-in-real-life-great-white-shark-jumps-into-boat-in-south-africa/

US man tries to repair hernia with butter knife
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8664734/US-man-tries-to-repair-hernia-with-butter-knife.html

Failed Tokyo Love Hotel turned into hip apartment complex.
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/27/failed-tokyo-love-hotel-transformed-hip-apartment-complex/

Jailer convicted of smuggling blades in tacos
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/7671390.html

Robert Morris Shipped Meth In Meow Mix Bag, According To Florida Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/22/robert-morris-meth-meow-mix_n_906627.html#s312490&title=Dumb_Crime_Masterminds

Mom accidentally shoots 12-year-old daughter
http://www.pe.com/localnews/stories/PE_News_Local_webgirlshot.675b9f00.html

Cannibalism reported in North Korean Document
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/26/cannibalism-north-korea-reported-official-document/

Couple in China Buys Video Games by Selling Their Kids
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/25/couple-china-buys-video-games-selling-kids/

Man shoots 55 sled dogs, arranges their corpses into star-shaped patterns, threatens cop with shotgun, and then it gets weird
http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/montana/article_3254cd52-2cec-5f8a-9f8a-7a16e3131c8d.html

Mayor claims pot is not hers.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/27/marijuana-found-in-oak-hill-mayors-yard_n_910979.html

Girls as young as seven are being offered pole dancing lessons at a gym
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2018935/Pole-dancing-lessons-Pictures-girls-aged-7-posted-gyms-Facebook-page.html

Lightning strikes girl on sunny day.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/27/lightning-strikes-sunny-day_n_910925.html?ir=Weird%20News

Wisconsin professor wins 2011 bad writing contest
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/bizarre/12004933487430/wisconsin-professor-wins-2011-bad-writing-contest/

When Dumb Neighbors Attack
Featuring a voice-mail received by a neighbor of the Totem Soup Crew!

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Six Year Productions
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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Totem Soup Episode 74: That’s A Huge Bitch Featuring Lightning Killed My Parents



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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Wrong Hole w/Scott Baio, Taryn Southern, and DJ Lubel

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Lightning Killed My Parents
Vocals- Dylan Greene
Trombone- Mike Magoo
Trumpet- Ricky Coates
Saxophone- Toni LaMantia
Baritone Sax – Max Vanliew
Guitar/vocals- Shannon Hara
Bass- Tony Berrafato
Drums- Brian Kenney
Trumpet- Kyle Zastrow
Genre: Ska
Record Label: Unsigned
Location: Fredonia, NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Lightning Killed My Parents on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Bitchin’ In The Kitchen
2.) Olivia
3.) The Last Dinosaur

Freak Nasty News:
Doll that teaches young girls how to breastfeed launches in U.S. stores
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2015911/The-Breast-Milk-Baby-Anger-doll-teaches-girls-breastfeed.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Pa. woman to plead in 5 newborn deaths
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/crime/Pa-woman-to-plead-in-5-newborn-deaths

Exotic Animal Owner dies after asphyxiating on a sex toy.
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-bear-owner-chokes-on-sex-toy,0,5903244.story?track=rss

Woman Grows Full Size Nipple On Foot
http://gizmodo.com/5822239/woman-grows-full-size-nipple-on-foot

Woman defeats her depression with pills.. made from the placenta.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/20/placenta-pill-maker-nutritional-supplement_n_886420.html

Girls urged to strip to support Vladimir Putin as president
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/8643933/Girls-urged-to-strip-to-support-Vladimir-Putin-as-president.html

Topless protest turns UGLY
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/19/femen-topless-women_n_903958.html#s294954&title=Naked_Protests

Top Chinese gymnast found begging on the street
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/8645237/Top-Chinese-gymnast-found-begging-on-the-street.html

Man’s Tattoo tells police what’s really on his mind in mugshot.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/14/patrick-francis-brooks-ob_n_898722.html#s312490&title=Dumb_Crime_Masterminds

Man accused of having sex with horse
http://www.kfvs12.com/story/15109334/mccracken-co-deputies-man-accused-of-having-sex-with-a-horse

Medical marijuana can be used for treatment of nausea, premenstrual syndrome, being a Neo Nazi, insomniWAIT what?
http://jezebel.com/5822013/neo-nazi-girl-group-cured-of-their-hate-with-marijuana

Swashbuckler wanted by police in Colorado
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/02/one-eyed-thieving-swashbuckler_n_870513.html#s312490&title=Dumb_Crime_Masterminds

Scientists Grow Gelatin Derived from Human Tissue (soylent Jello anyone)
http://inhabitat.com/scientists-grow-gelatin-derived-from-human-tissue/

700 pound woman makes career out of eating.
http://jobs.aol.com/articles/2011/07/07/700-pound-woman-makes-a-career-out-of-eating-a-lot/

Woman Groping TSA Agent
http://therandomforest.com/woman-groping-tsa-agent/

Comedian held after Murdoch attack Custard-pie stunt at select committee
http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2011/07/19/13656/comedian_held_after_murdoch_attack#ixzz1Sh2fuskL

Man dies after playing Russian roulette with his DOG
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2001763/Man-dies-playing-Russian-Roulette-DOG.html#ixzz1SUPc8LGx

Dear Taco Bell…
http://www.wisn.com/r/28558931/detail.html

The OJ trials as told by Dr. Seuss
http://home.earthlink.net/~kristenaa/notquite/

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Six Year Productions
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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Totem Soup Episode 73: Deadly Dog Spunk Featuring Out Of Toon



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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – Stalkin’ Your Mom

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Out Of Toon
Genre: Comedy, Rock, Nerdcore
Record Label: unsigned
Location: Lockport NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Out Of Toon on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Appetite For Dessert
2.) Better Seen, Not Heard
3.) Pervert

Freak Nasty News:
Justin Dale Little Jim Arrested For Allegedly Breaking Into Sex Shop, ‘Attempting Sexual Relations’ With Blow-Up Doll (H)
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/07/07/justin-dale-little-jim-ar_n_892464.html#s303904&title=Rhonda_Hollander

Japanese Ice Aquarium offers visitors view of flash frozen fish. (M)
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/09/japanese-ice-aquarium-offers-cool-alternative-normal-aquariums/

Chili’s restaurant serves three children alcohol on the Fourth.. (M)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/08/chilis-serves-kids-alcohol_n_893182.html?ir=Weird%20News

Police say California woman drugged estranged husband, cut off penis, used garbage disposal (H)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/police-say-california-woman-drugged-estranged-husband-cut-off-penis-used-garbage-disposal/2011/07/13/gIQARPR2CI_story.html

Woman dies from Sex with Dog in Limerick, Ireland (M)
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/07/08/woman-dies-allergic-sex-with-dog_n_893509.html

Speaking of Bestiality in Limerick…
There once was a girl from Andover,
She got quite the shock when she looked over,
What did she spy?
Oh me, oh my!
It was her husband sucking off their dog Rover.

Man in TX facing FELONY charges, for a sammich (H)
http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/man-faces-felony-for-sandwich-theft-_3876586

Former Army Seargent and amputee dies at Darien Lake Themepark after falling from the Superman Ride of Steel Roller Coaster. (M)
http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2011/07/09/general-us-roller-coaster-death_8556880.html

The case of the stolen Bull semen (M)
http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/07/08/frozen-bull-semen-stolen_n_893285.html#s304691&title=Justin_Dale_Little

Dirty Limericks

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Six Year Productions
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

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