Totem Soup Episode 89: See Where Playing With Balls Gets You?

Posted on December 1, 2011 by Holytotemic

Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Knytemare

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – DOOKIE FRESH

Featured Music:
Steve Goodie – If You Want To Say Fuck, Say Fuck
NicePeter – Einstein vs Stephen Hawking
NicePeter – Epic Rap Battles of History Live

Freak Nasty News:
Man in “I’m a drunk” t-shirt gets DWI
sorry drunk i’m an officer
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/crime/man-in-im-a-drunk-t-shirt-gets-dwi

Alaska man charged in ax attack on snowplow
its snow time again!!
http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/alaska-man-charged-in-ax-attack-on-snowplow-ob11-jgr_3991412

Naked runner collides with barbed wire
ouch…. just plain… ouch
http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/naked-runner-collides-with-barbed-wire-ob11-tvw_3989645

Pork Barrel BBQ Counters PETA Tofurky, TX Challenge
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2011/11/18/prweb8978418.DTL

Rugby player who had stroke woke up gay and became hairdresser
hand band turns to butt bang
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/11/14/rugby-player-who-had-stroke-woke-up-gay-and-became-hairdresser/

45-year-old pregnant with her 20th child
CLOWN CAR WITH FLAT TIRES!!!!!
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/11/14/45-year-old-pregnant-with-her-20th-child/

Deputies on probation for failing to find gun hidden in man’s fat rolls
fatty mcfat with a side of glock??
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/deputies-probation-failing-find-gun-hidden-mans-fat-rolls

Rickie La Touche Suffocated Wife to Death After She Destroyed His Star Wars Toys
Bitch should have been in the kitchen
http://blogs.ocweekly.com/heardmentality/2011/11/rickie_la_touche_choked_out_wi.php

Pakistan bans ‘monkey crotch’, ‘Jesus Christ’ and obscene words in text messages
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45352418/ns/world_news-south_and_central_asia/#.TsaAwtrLnW4

Helpful passenger with accent sparks mid-air scare
http://www.wtfnews.org/wtf-general/helpful-passenger-with-accent-sparks-mid-air-scare/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wtftop+%28WTF+News+|+Top+posts+feed%29

Man in charged with killing bobcat, then eating it while high on methamphetamine
http://www.wtfnews.org/wtf-general/man-in-charged-with-killing-bobcat-then-eating-it-while-high-on-methamphetamine/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wtftop+%28WTF+News+|+Top+posts+feed%29

Grandfather, 79, dies after nurse gives him execution drug rather than over-the-counter medicine
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062897/Richard-Smith-79-dies-nurse-gives-execution-drug-counter-medicine.html#ixzz1e4fPxSU1

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

Totem Soup Episode 87: Shims, Big Meat, And Pussy Pops Featuring MC Frontalot

Posted on November 3, 2011 by Holytotemic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk
Knytemare

Intro Music:
MC Frontalot – First World Problem

Featured Music:
MC Frontalot – I Hate Your Blog
MC Frontalot – Penny Arcade Theme
MC Frontalot – This Old Man
If you like MC Frontalot buy a CD or two, or three: MC Frontalot’s Store

Freak Nasty News:
First black market kidney reseller caught
http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/nyc-man-pleads-guilty-to-brokering-kidney-ob11-jpe_3973762

He just wanted to swing!
http://www.myfox8.com/news/ktla-man-stuck-in-swing,0,5941969.story

Chinese girl dies in hit-and-run that sparked outrage
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/10/21/us-china-girl-idUSTRE79K0HM20111021

Man making animal sounds shot
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/offbeat/Man-making-animal-noises-in-woods-shot

A whole new meaning to dropping late
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/09/27/13-year-old-girl-got-male-organs-in-a-week-dad/

Now now kids mommy has some shopping to do…now get into your kennels.
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE79P0UJ20111026?irpc=932

38 cats in man’s freezer.. see a running gag starting
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/09/27/crazy-world-38-frozen-cats-in-mans-freezer/

The new icebreaker for sex ed
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/student-discovers-x-rated-images-prize-bracelets

THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA MEAT!
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/bizarre/12005693666322/supersize-me-restaurant-offers-338-pound-burger/

Jerkin and Joe.
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/10/man_seeks_to_pleasure_himself.html

Shit 911…get rid of my mistress please!
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/10/man-calls-cops-on-craigslist-hookup-after-wife-arrives/

Firefighters get a ticket…wha?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2011/10/28/firefighters-ticketed_n_1063526.html

Totem Soup Episode 85: DEY TOOK UR JOBS!

Posted on October 14, 2011 by Holytotemic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – BOOTY ST0RE

Featured Music:
Columbus vs Captain Kirk. Epic Rap Battles of History #14
Robert Lund and Spaff.com – We Set the Dog on Fire

Freak Nasty News:
Pair Steals CDs, Finds Child Porn
http://www.kcra.com/r/29387289/detail.html

Pill that can wipe away bad memories? Scientists unfold the secrets of how the brain handles stress
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2044873/Pill-ease-bad-memories-scientists-discover-lipocalin-2-stress-link.html#ixzz1ZwdKie7a

Worlds hottest chilli eating contest leaves two in hospital, wiping butts with ice cream cones
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-15183070

Man Robs Jewelry Store While On Trial For Robbery
http://www.businessinsider.com/bizarre-crime-of-the-day-man-robs-jewelry-store-while-on-trial-for-robbery-2011-10#ixzz1Zwnog0os

Pennsylvania Couple Allegedly Locked Son in Coffin
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/10/04/pennsylvania-couple-charged-for-allegedly-locking-kid-in-coffin/

Condoms are being rushed to flood victims in Thailand. What exactly were they flooded with anyway?
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/breaking-news/condoms-rushed-to-thai-flood-victims/story-e6frg12u-1226159583154

WTF HOLYSHIT ITS JESUSWEEN!
http://jesusween.com/

“Chick,” 71, And Man, 54, Busted In Naked Car Romp
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/senior-citizen-car-sex-098713

Steve Jobs Is Dead:
http://gizmodo.com/5838847/steve-jobs-is-dead

Tribute to Steve Jobs:
1. Simplify
2. The power of “NO”
3. Money is overvalued
4. It’s not what you say; it’s how you say it
5. Recognize Good Ideas
6. Shun the Majority
7. Eat Your Own Lunch
8. Strive for perfection
9. Small Teams
10. Follow Your Heart

http://www.socialnomics.net/2011/10/05/steve-jobs-%E2%80%94-10-lessons-in-life-leadership/

Pre-Show Promo:

Totem Soup Episode 83: A Tribute To Our Most Fucked State

Posted on September 29, 2011 by Holytotemic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon
Bherzerk

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – WHIP YO KIDS featuring Nice Peter

Featured Music:
Nice Peter – Mr T vs Mr Rogers

Freak Nasty News:
Accused drunk woman howls ‘like a dog,’ accosts PSL neighborhood
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2011/09/-a-woman-said-to.html

Cable installer masturbates in woman’s living room
http://venice.wtsp.com/news/weird/80552-cable-installer-masturbates-womans-living-room

Man in Keys accused of exposing himself through sunroof
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/florida/fl-dade-man-expose-20110912,0,1878758.story?track=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+sun-sentinel/news/local/florida+(Florida+News+/+South+Flori

Plastic surgeon establishes ‘fat bank’
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/plastic-surgeon-establishes-fat-bank

Wife spikes coffee with Xanax
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/wife-spikes-coffee-xanax

‘Vampire’ attacks man in wheelchair
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/vampire-attacks-man-wheelchair

Men in wigs accused of shoplifting feather boas, sequins, and feather boas
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/men-wigs-accused-shoplifting-feather-boas-sequins
and
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/crime/os-drag-queen-gang-shoplifters-20110919,0,3197519.story

Paraplegic hunter shoots himself in foot with crossbow, becomes pinned to ATV
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2011/09/paraplegic_hunter_shoots_himse.html

Mom with two uteruses has twins — one baby from each
http://www.tampabay.com/news/health/mother-with-uterus-didelphys-or-two-uteruses-has-twins-8212-one-baby-from/1192432

Revenge of the Fish: Barracuda jumps from water, severs Naples fisherman’s tendons with razor-sharp teeth – Barracuda:1, Fisherman:0
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/sep/19/local-man-claims-barracuda-attacks-him-jumps-boat/

Report: Undercover deputy uses rubber penis to bust prostitute | MUG
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2011/09/report_undercover_deputy_uses.html

Florida man accused of shooting wife
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/19/florida-man-accused-of-sh_n_970913.html

Largo 911 call: ‘Taco Bell won’t serve me tacos!’
http://www.baynews9.com/article/news/2011/september/312385/Largo-911-call:-Taco-Bell-wont-serve-me-tacos

Pre-Show Promo:

Shout Outs:
WBNY 91.3 FM – Buffalo’s Original Alternative
Loftee Apparel!™
Talking Questions Podcast
Travesty Pictures
Aj Jordan
Distorted View
The FuMP
The FuMP Sideshow
Movie Brain Rot
SModcast
The Abraham Lincoln Show
Ray William Johnson =3
also check out Ray’s new project: Your Favorite Martian and buy a track, or two, or three…

Totem Soup Episode 82: The Cleveland Steamer Chainsaw Massacre Featuring Cry To The Blind

Posted on September 15, 2011 by Holytotemic

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Tonights Cast:
Holytotemic
Macsnapon

Intro Music:
Your Favorite Martian – PUPPET BREAK-UP

Featured Music:
All music featured in today’s show was awesomely donated to us by an original music group:
Band: Cry To The Blind
Jon Lamanna – Vocals, Guitar
Jesse Maty – Guitar, Vocals
Matt Spaker – Guitar, Vocals
Jason Telarico – Drums, Samples
Kory Maclauchlan – Bass Guitar
Genre: Rock
Record Label: None
Location: Rochester, NY
Where can I get these awesome tracks?
Head on over to Cry To The Blind on Reverbnation listen to a track or two and head to one of their upcoming shows to support a fresh group!
Tracks featured:
1.) Heartless
2.) Better Than Me
3.) Tear Apart
http://www.myspace.com/crytotheblind

Freak Nasty News:
Husband And Wife Arrested For Allegedly Shooting At Each Other
http://www.wchstv.com/newsroom/eyewitness/110904_6489.shtml

Police say son asks for money, punches dad in face
http://www.kctv5.com/story/15393799/police-say-son-asks-for-money-punches-dad-in-face

Wife licks husband’s ashes… regularly
http://www.emirates247.com/offbeat/wife-licks-husband-s-ashes-regularly-2011-08-09-1.412247

Vincent Tarvin Probably Wouldn’t Have Been Caught With Cocaine — But Then He Pulled Out His Penis…
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2011/09/vincent_tarvin_probably_wouldn.php

Seven dogs hungry for 14 days eat owner
http://bizarretoday.wordpress.com/2011/09/07/seven-dogs-hungry-for-14-days-eat-owner/

Competition Brews To Become ‘World’s Heaviest Woman’ In Guinness World Records (KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/03/worlds-heaviest-woman_n_942546.html#s337433&title=Donna_Simpson

Daytona Beach police arrest 11 in prostitution sting
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/crime/os-daytona-prostitution-sting-20110906,0,4207071.story

Woman wants county to cover $1K hospital bill for cavity search
(Bad: Local drug task force thinks you’re concealing an ounce of heroin. Worse: They get a warrant for a body cavity search and find nothing. WINNING: Lady receives a $1,122 bill from the hospital for the search )
http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_18818776

Pre-Show Promo:

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Totem Soup Episode 89: See Where Playing With Balls Gets You?

Totem Soup Episode 87: Shims, Big Meat, And Pussy Pops Featuring MC Frontalot

Totem Soup Episode 85: DEY TOOK UR JOBS!

Totem Soup Episode 83: A Tribute To Our Most Fucked State

Totem Soup Episode 82: The Cleveland Steamer Chainsaw Massacre Featuring Cry To The Blind

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